Sparky?

[Ravenloft]

What sort of credentials does it take to become a complete and total ass? I mean I know that I am partially there myself. Sorta like an initiate ass... Well... more than an initiate really, its not like I have JUST started being an ass, I have been at it for years now... But have never seemed to master it as well as you have... I still sorta feel like an apprentice ass... How long does one have to be an apprentice before they can apply for full ass-ship? What sounds better? Master ass or ass master? If you could answer my questions I would really appreciate it.

 

[Juliangel]

What sounds better? Master ass or ass master? If you could answer my questions I would really appreciate it.

I think Master Ass sounds best. As for Sparky if you ask him I bet he will tell you Shebabe thinks he is a Ass Master

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

It takes year of practice.......

to become a Bunghole Brown Belt.

 

[Ambrosious]

Re: It takes year of practice.......

to become a Bunghole Brown Belt.

ROTFLMAO. Thanks, Sparky! That was funny!

 

[Guest]

Re: It takes year of practice.......

 

[DriveSouth]

What sounds better? Master ass or ass master? If you could answer my questions I would really appreciate it.

I think both sound good, but for different things.

Master ass is the one you are looking for I think -
While Ass master brings to mind a whole other image.

 

[Ambrosious]

Ass master

Isn't that Suzzane Somer's new line of exercise equipment?

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Besides, I may be an asshole......

But.......

I'm a "deep" asshole.

A bottomless pit - of Raymond Burr sustenance.

And yes. I am full of myself.

 

[Samuari]

Re: Besides, I may be an asshole......

But.......

I'm a "deep" asshole.

A bottomless pit - of Raymond Burr sustenance.

And yes. I am full of myself. [/QUOTE

sounds familure?

 

[Ravenloft]

But... Fuck! Now I have to bow before his mighty stench pipe and plead for PROPER training in the most sacred arts of sphincter sphinctorum!

...How offal this is.

 

[Samuari]

How offal this is.

ROTFLMFAO! Thats good!

 

[Silverlily]

ROTFLMFAO! Thats good!

butt somehow really nasty.

 

[Ravenloft]

*In the middle of an excersize routine.*
And one, and two, and three...
And stretch for the jokes!
...Feel the burn!

 

[Silverlily]

 

[Ravenloft]

Frog tongue or cat scratches... Hmm... Give me cat scratches or give me DEATH! Hehehe!

 

[Samuari]

Frog tongue or cat scratches... Hmm... Give me cat scratches or give me DEATH! Hehehe!

that could be aranged!

http://www.angelfire.com/co/cooca2/images/hobbestail.gif

 

[Silverlily]

Sorry Sam, my stripes are brown and grey.

 

[Samuari]

Thought Hobbs might not work for you.

 

[Silverlily]

This one's a little closer, sigh, no stripes though.

http://www.gif-world.com./maingifs/Animals/AnimalPets/18.gif

 

[Samuari]

Oh My! Nice kitty!! Here Puss, like a nice bowl of my cream?