MorgaineLaFay
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Dahlin Dahlin Dahlin!
Where have you been?
Missed you around these parts.
Where have you been?
Missed you around these parts.
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Southern37
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Hey good looking!
I've been in Fla and away from a computer...damnit! Looking for a house..getting my shit together..stuff like that..I'm moving in July.
Este has been bonkers...I've been away from her for like a week..I think I like it when she misses me
....the makeup phone is awesome.
It's nice to be missed! Can we have sex now?
I've been in Fla and away from a computer...damnit! Looking for a house..getting my shit together..stuff like that..I'm moving in July.
Este has been bonkers...I've been away from her for like a week..I think I like it when she misses me
....the makeup phone is awesome.It's nice to be missed! Can we have sex now?
MorgaineLaFay
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Another one going to the sunny state.
Need a nekkid pool wench?
Sex? What's that?
Need a nekkid pool wench?
Sex? What's that?
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MorgaineLaFay said:
Sex?...it's that thing my wife won't do. But I keep reading about it on the internet...it sounds fun.
Apparently, per Este, sex occurs shortly after the phone rings...the phone rings, her pants fall down to her ankles and she hops over to the couch...dripping wet like pavlovs dog. It's quite amazing actually. Next thing you know..there's a bunch of grunting and groaning into the phone with a final scream that makes me move the reciever to arms length. Like i said it SOUNDS fun anyway.
Hey, my first job at the Golf Course is gonna be to find a bunch of hotties for the beverage cart...wanna apply...your a shoe-in. You can crash at the beach in my pad. Dawg can come over and partywith us...but when he's gone you have to work off your rent *wink wink*...better hurry and decide there is a line forming.
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Re: Hey good looking!
Hey stranger! How are ya?
Este did mention, I might have a chance if you didn't show up soon! Aw, shit, you're back!
Southern37 said:I've been in Fla and away from a computer...damnit! Looking for a house..getting my shit together..stuff like that..I'm moving in July.
Este has been bonkers...I've been away from her for like a week..I think I like it when she misses me
It's nice to be missed! Can we have sex now?
Hey stranger! How are ya?
Este did mention, I might have a chance if you didn't show up soon! Aw, shit, you're back!
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Re: Re: Hey good looking!
Yea I've been kind of MIA. I thought she might have traded me in for another internet boyfriend....but nope she kept my seat warm.
plasticman33 said:
Hey stranger! How are ya?
Este did mention, I might have a chance if you didn't show up soon! Aw, shit, you're back!
Yea I've been kind of MIA. I thought she might have traded me in for another internet boyfriend....but nope she kept my seat warm.
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Re: Re: Re: Hey good looking!
Yeah, she loves ya! (Damn it)
Southern37 said:
Yeah, she loves ya! (Damn it)
MorgaineLaFay
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Southern37 said:
Oh, THAT sex. Funny, the same thing happens for me when I answer my phone. Clothes are flying and I'm purring before they hit the floor.
I'll drive your beverage cart sugar.
I can think of a few ways to distract you, I mean, work off my rent
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MorgaineLaFay said:
Oh, THAT sex. Funny, the same thing happens for me when I answer my phone. Clothes are flying and I'm purring before they hit the floor.
I'll drive your beverage cart sugar.
I can think of a few ways to distract you, I mean, work off my rent
Maybe we should throw all our phone numbers into a hat and see who calls who? Course my accent would probably give me a away..sort of a Clark Gable with a little redneck thrown in for color.
As far as rent goes...you can start by sending me that pic of your ass....i love that one!
MorgaineLaFay
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What a yummy description of your voice! You'll have to ask Dawg ... but I think I sound like a naughty 12 year old on the phone.
I'll just have to wrap my ass up and send myself on over.
I'll just have to wrap my ass up and send myself on over.
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MorgaineLaFay said:
Damn...ok im a perv....but i refuse to have sex with anyone under 14.....ok 13 when im traveling in Alabama.
Oh about the ass...Ummm..send it overnight..i need it....fast.
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BigDawg69 said:hmmm if we're swapping around asses, does that mean I get este's?
Wooohooo!
Morgy's voice? Well it's hard to say really, she's usually moaning into the phone only the occaisional high pitched Oh God, oh yes!
hey I share..if you don't believe me ask Este.
You get the "Oh God ...Oh God" too....hmmm..i wonder if este and morgy are sisters?
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BigDawg69 said:They are certainly sexy and pretty enough to be sisters!
Swapping sisters gives me a woody.
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estevie said:Pervs!!!
I want Morgy's number...and Dawgs..and, hey, why don't we try a conference call!
*sigh*
MorgaineLaFay
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estevie said:
LMAO
plasticman33
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estevie said:
Aww, plastic, come on now! We don't need no stinking phone, meet ya halfway!
WHOOPY!!!!!! I'm headed to Dayton!!!
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