South Park Movie

[Guest]

My hubby and I are several drinks into the evening after a loong day.

We're watching the South Park Movie - we really needed something to laugh over. Great scene in the classroom as follows:

Kyle: "I think I know the answer, Mr. Garrison."
Cartman: (mocking Kyle)
Kyle: "Shut up, fat boy!"
Cartman: "Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew!"
Mr. Garrison: "Eric, did you just say the F word?"
Cartman: "Jew?"
Kyle: "He's talking about fuck. You can't say fuck in school you fucking fat-ass."
Mr. Garrison: "Kyle!"
Cartman: "Why the fuck not?"
Mr. Garrison: "Eric!"
Stan: "Dude, you said Fuck again."
Mr. Garrison: "Stanley!"
Kenny: (muffled) "Fuck!"
Mr. Garrison: "Kenny!"
Cartman: "What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck, fuckity fuck-fuck-fuck!"
Mr. Garrison: "How would you like to go see the school counselor?"
Cartman: "How would you like to suck my balls?"
(everyone in class gasps)
Mr. Garrison: "What did you say?"
Cartman: "Uh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said, was: (taking out megaphone) How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?"
Stan: "Holy shit, dude."

I'll get to the lyrics of Kyle's mom is a bitch fairly soon!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I only saw the part with Saddam and it was a trip.

Glad you smiled tonight.



~lucky

 

[shereads]

Blame Canada!




Speaking of the F-bomb...On NPR's "Wait-Wait Don't Tell Me," someone noted that the new FCC regulations just passed by the Senate prohibit NPR from reporting what the Vice President said to Senator Leahy.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Speaking of the F-bomb...On NPR's "Wait-Wait Don't Tell Me," someone noted that the new FCC regulations just passed by the Senate prohibit NPR from reporting what the Vice President said to Senator Leahy.

How conveeeeeeeeeeenient!

~lucky

 

[Guest]

Kyle's Mom

Well - (don't do it Cartman!)
Well - (I'm warning you!)

Well - Kyle's mom's a bitch she is a big fat bitch
she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch.
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

(shut your fucking mouth, Cartman!)

On Monday she's a bitch on Tuesday she's a bitch
On Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch,
Then on Sunday just to be different she's a
super King Kamemameha Bee-otch!

(Come On! You all know the words!)

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest bitch
in the whole wide world.
She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch she's a stupid bitch (whoo)
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch.

(Talk to kids around the world, it might go a little something like this!)

Mock Chinese
Mock French
Mock Dutch - yodeling
Mock African Language

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest bitch
in the whole wide world.
She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch she's a stupid bitch Kyle's
mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch.

I realy mean it Kyle's mom... She's a big fat fuckin' bitch..
Big ole' fat fucking bitch, Kyle's Mom

Yeah - shaaaa.

What? Oh, fuck.

 

[Bizkit_Writer]

Re: Kyle's Mom

Well - (don't do it Cartman!)
Well - (I'm warning you!)

Well - Kyle's mom's a bitch she is a big fat bitch
she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch.
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

(shut your fucking mouth, Cartman!)

On Monday she's a bitch on Tuesday she's a bitch
On Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch,
Then on Sunday just to be different she's a
super King Kamemameha Bee-otch!

(Come On! You all know the words!)

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest bitch
in the whole wide world.
She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch she's a stupid bitch (whoo)
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch.

(Talk to kids around the world, it might go a little something like this!)

Mock Chinese
Mock French
Mock Dutch - yodeling
Mock African Language

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest bitch
in the whole wide world.
She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch she's a stupid bitch Kyle's
mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch.

I realy mean it Kyle's mom... She's a big fat fuckin' bitch..
Big ole' fat fucking bitch, Kyle's Mom

Yeah - shaaaa.

What? Oh, fuck.

LOL! I love that part in the movie!!!!!

 

[AngeloMichael]

Re: Kyle's Mom

10 points if you can name the South Park episode where that song first made an appearance.

Well - (don't do it Cartman!)
Well - (I'm warning you!)

Well - Kyle's mom's a bitch she is a big fat bitch
she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch.
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

(shut your fucking mouth, Cartman!)

On Monday she's a bitch on Tuesday she's a bitch
On Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch,
Then on Sunday just to be different she's a
super King Kamemameha Bee-otch!

(Come On! You all know the words!)

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest bitch
in the whole wide world.
She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch she's a stupid bitch (whoo)
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch.

(Talk to kids around the world, it might go a little something like this!)

Mock Chinese
Mock French
Mock Dutch - yodeling
Mock African Language

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest bitch
in the whole wide world.
She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch she's a stupid bitch Kyle's
mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch.

I realy mean it Kyle's mom... She's a big fat fuckin' bitch..
Big ole' fat fucking bitch, Kyle's Mom

Yeah - shaaaa.

What? Oh, fuck.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm going to do a movie day with Sarah, we have the same twisted taste.


I'm coming....with nuts!

 

[Clare Quilty]

South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

My favorite moment from that film is the "I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings" interlude in "What Would Brian Boitano Do, part II."

 

[shereads]

"...and that bitch Anne Murray too."