South Of The Mason Dixon Line

[Ambrosious]

I have heard about enough of the condescending attitude from you guys living up north, laughing at us and our "snow attitude". Here is how it works:

We don't get snow. It happens so rarely, it becomes a good excuse to call in for work, close school, and stay home and drink 'til the little lady looks attractive in her flannel nightgown. We don't know how to drive in it, but, for every stupid Bubba on the road in their 4-wheel drive trucks, there are 90 wrecks caused by northerners who insist they can drive on black ice. NOBODY can drive on black ice. It is not possible and defies the laws of nature.

We don't care HOW you do it in Philly, Cleveland, Boston, or Buffaloe. This is how we handle it down here, and if you don't like it stay off our roads.

I'll return you to your self-righteous bouts of giggling and snickering. It looks like it might frost, I'm staying home.

 

[CW]

shoot 'em and skin 'em,,,



Bravo!!!

After our last liitle bout with snow I am sick and fucking tired of yankee superior atittudes, not just those regarding snow and ice, but all of 'em. Though the attitudes on display about driving on ice are grating on my nerves the worst just now. Although the attitudes about the closing of schools and businesses is running a close second.

And yes, Virginia IS part of the south, dagnabit.

Get over it or heed our unofficial motto: Yankee GO HOME.

 

[WriterDom]

Driving in atlanta is scary enough without snow and ice





Why do the yankees like our women so much?

cause it takes so long for her to say:

qqqqqqqquuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiiiitttttt
ttttthhhhaaaaaattttt

 

[Merelan]

Who says us yankees know how to drive in it? Not from what I have seen lately...

 

[Closet Desire]

I've lived in the north, south, east and west...

Yep...the ice in VA, TN, NC, and even TX will kill ya deader than dead, but southerners can take relish in the notion that in just a few months those in NY and NJ will be wailing about a "heat wave" when the thermometer just nudges past the 80 mark.

Now if I could just do somethin' about the damn rain here in England...I even live in a "dry" county...and I'm not talkin' beer here.

 

[Shylady]

Well you learn something new everyday! People actually DRIVE in snow and ice? I thought it was mandatory you shut the schools and businesses down and had a holiday.

Wow what will people think of next.

 

[Lil-Brandi]

..LOL

Call me whatever you want..and yes I do speak with southern drawl...but my lil' butt is staying home, in sleet, snow, or any other wintery weather, not only because most people driving in it have no clue how to handle a car in it, northerners or southerners, BUT I sure as hell don't know how to drive in it! PLUS the whole 4 wheel drive thingy, aren't their tires made out of the same slippery rubber that mine are made out of, or do they have special claws on them that I have never heard of before?

 

[Expertise]

Good thing y'all are so damn likeable.

Otherwise i'd be callin you folks weenies.

 

[Juliangel]

Good thing y'all are so damn likeable.

Otherwise i'd be callin you folks weenies.

Now qqquuuuuiiiittttt tttttthhhhhaaaatttt sweetie it not nice

Guilty as charge Ambro I married a Yankee from Ohio.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

ED?

"Why do the yankees like our women so much?"

Two words - cock sucking!

Right TN?

 

[Matthew D]

LOL@Sparky...
I will stay at home with all of the other southern "weenies" lol.. I don't really need to add another dent to the one I am having to get fixed now.. lol

 

[TN_Vixen]

a'yep

now bring it on over heah. I got a hankerin' for some o'yorn meat in my mouth.

 

[Ambrosious]

It's freezing rain now, dammit.

 

[Juliangel]

It's freezing rain now, dammit.

YES! YES! YES! I will be ice skating on the deck soon!!!

 

[Silverlily]

Damn yankee and damn proud

I am sick and fucking tired of yankee superior atittudes

How about Yankee female superior positions?

Fortunately for you, southern boy, I like a man in a Stetson.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Just remember...

In a slide take your foot off the brake and turn your wheel in the same direction the back of the car is moving. Then continue driving north avoiding all restaurants that over-sweeten your tea and move to a state where "The Dukes of Hazzard" isn't playing as a documentary on PBS.

"I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy..."

 

[CW]

Re: Damn yankee and damn proud

I am sick and fucking tired of yankee superior atittudes

How about Yankee female superior positions?

Fortunately for you, southern boy, I like a man in a Stetson.

You are one yankee female that can be superior any time you so desire.

Thank ya, ma'am.

 

[Silverlily]

Re: Damn yankee and damn proud

Thank ya, ma'am.

You know, that attitude matches my new boots perfectly.

(and no, they aren't snow boots)