Shankara20
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sorta funny?
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JupitersGirl
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Don't axe me! 
Shankara20
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would not even think of itJupitersGirl said:Don't axe me!
Shankara20
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nh23 said:
I also like the "on the two misdemeanor moving violations of riding a naked man like a pony against traffic - how do you plead?"
ride His mustache. 
myinnerslut
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i once got kicked out of an eckerd becuase a friend i was with was testing different axe body spray scents and made the entire store smell like axe. one of the other custumers complained.
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A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New york City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building.
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor a sign reads:
Floor 1-These men have abs.
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2-These men have jobs and love kids.
"That's nice", she thinks, "but I want more".
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3-These men have jobs, love kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
"Wow". she thinks, but feel compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4-These men have jobs, love kids, are Extremely Good looking and help with the house work.
"Oh mercy!". she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it". Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5-These men have jobs, love kids, are Drop-Dead Gorgeous,, helps with the house work, and have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is tempted to stay, but goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6-You are visitor 55,456,012 to this floor. There are "no men" on this floor. This floor exist solely as proof the women are impossible to please. Thanks you for shopping at the Husband Store.
PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that loves sex and have money.
The third, fourth, fifth, and sixth floors have not been visited.
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building.
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor a sign reads:
Floor 1-These men have abs.
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2-These men have jobs and love kids.
"That's nice", she thinks, "but I want more".
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3-These men have jobs, love kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
"Wow". she thinks, but feel compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4-These men have jobs, love kids, are Extremely Good looking and help with the house work.
"Oh mercy!". she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it". Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5-These men have jobs, love kids, are Drop-Dead Gorgeous,, helps with the house work, and have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is tempted to stay, but goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6-You are visitor 55,456,012 to this floor. There are "no men" on this floor. This floor exist solely as proof the women are impossible to please. Thanks you for shopping at the Husband Store.
PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that loves sex and have money.
The third, fourth, fifth, and sixth floors have not been visited.
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shank thats great!
