Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...

[EmpressJosephine]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I forgot where I put my whip.

 

[tnh_06]

Sorry darling we can't have sex tonight because your diamond ring appears to have sucked the sex right out of you

 

[FFriendlymike]

Sorry darling we can't have sex tonight because the salesman wasn't kidding when he told us cryogenics would freeze my cock off!

 

[ashik09]

We can't have sex because you're a quasi-fictional construct of my own, lonely imagination.

 

[LadyJS]

Sorry darling we can't have sex tonight because your mother called and said if you wanted to continue living in her basement you have to be home by 9pm!

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm being auctioned off for charity at 8 tonight. I hope I'm worth more than a 7-Eleven Big Gulp this time...

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight. I've got some soul collecting to do, I'm behind on my quota.

 

[ashik09]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight. I've got some soul collecting to do, I'm behind on my quota.

You can't have mine. I traded it for a pizza.

 

[_valkyrie_]

You can't have mine. I traded it for a pizza.

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you could have gotten a better deal with me. See you next life then.

 

[MrPractical]

Sorry darling, we cant have sex tonight because I have been chopping jalapeno peppers for the cat

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm fairly sure the cat needs to go to the vet. It's wearing a sombrero and playing the guitar.

 

[MrPractical]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm fairly sure the cat needs to go to the vet. It's wearing a sombrero and playing the guitar.

Sorry Darling ...we can't have sex tonight because...i saw your sombrero and the cat and I are laughing so hard I think I pulled a muscle

 

[BadAmy]

Sorry Darling ...we can't have sex tonight because I am having too much fun with my tail...

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry Darling ...we can't have sex tonight because...i saw your sombrero and the cat and I are laughing so hard I think I pulled a muscle

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I happen to look so dashing in a sombrero, that I'm the lead maracas player in my one-woman mariachi band and we are booked till next year, with gigs. Adiós!

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I have a date with my high school math teacher.

Yeah? So what if I was home-schooled?

 

[DarkSimian]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I have to return all these pretty rocks I found in this big bronze glove

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I have to return all these pretty rocks I found in this big bronze glove

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...I don't feel so good...*Fades away*

 

[DarkSimian]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...I don't feel so good...*Fades away*

I can fix this....

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I have to go to the parent-teacher conferences at school tonight. So what if I don't have any kids? I know for a fact there are several teachers I'd like to have a conference with...

 

[DarkSimian]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because the restraining order says I have to remain 200 yds away from you at all times

 

[LadyJS]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I think that there's something more exciting on C-SPAN.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I need to get up-to-date with the hit soap opera, Llama Drama.

 

[Lia Monde]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex because the playoffs are finally getting interesting.

 

[Jada59]

Sorry darling. We can't have sex tonight because this is the third time I've planted those chive seeds. This time I think they're really going to germinate and I want to be there when they do!

 

[Hypoxia]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex because the stitches might pop.