Sophia has a date

[sophia jane]

Okay, once you get over your shock, ( ), I need advice.

I haven't been on an actual date in over nine years. So- dating tips? Dating horror stories? Dating etiquette? Anything I need to know? (besides to be myself, because I've already gotten that one from three people )


I'm totally nervous, btw- probably the reason for this totally embarassing post.

 

[Andreina]

shave and wear clean underwear.

 

[logophile]

Soph -
You're fabulous.
If this date doesn't go well, it's cause of him not you.
It's just lunch. It's not forever.

Make sure you drive your own car and that someone you love knows where you are!

Love you!

 

[impressive]

Don't put out on the first date. Wait! Scratch that! Have fun.

 

[sophia jane]

Okay. I've got all those things covered (or I will anyway).

And right, it's just lunch. So how come I'm so nervous?

 

[popcorn2721]

shave and wear clean underwear.

The first time I read that I thought it said CLEAR underwear....Like the clear plastic vinyl undies that hoochies manage to dig up, LOL ...that image popped into my head and I had to tell someone about it.

 

[sophia jane]

Don't put out on the first date. Wait! Scratch that! Have fun.

Lmao! Absolutely no sex will be had on this date. It's just lunch and the opportunity for that is totally not going to come up. Yet.

 

[Penelope Street]

First tip: Don't be afraid to say what comes to mind.

Second: Relax; have fun.

Third: Remove the clothes pins.

Wishing you the best,
Penny

 

[logophile]

Third: Remove the clothes pins.

She's got a good point, Soph. They'll show through your bra, for sure!

 

[sophia jane]

First: Don't be afraid to say what comes to mind.

Sedond: Relax; have fun.

Third: Remove the clothes pins.

Wishing you the best,
Penny

PMSL! That's the best laugh I've had in a while. Thanks.

 

[popcorn2721]

Third: Remove the clothes pins.

Hehehe...thats funny too....

 

[ElizabethWest]

Congrats SJ!!

As far as advice? I haven't had a date in over 12 years, so I'm not sure I can help. I'm sure you have the basics covered but since nobody else mentioned it, don't fart in public.

 

[logophile]

Congrats SJ!!

As far as advice? I haven't had a date in over 12 years, so I'm not sure I can help. I'm sure you have the basics covered but since nobody else mentioned it, don't fart in public.

You's funny!

 

[carsonshepherd]

Congrats SJ!!

As far as advice? I haven't had a date in over 12 years, so I'm not sure I can help. I'm sure you have the basics covered but since nobody else mentioned it, don't fart in public.

it was an accident

 

[LadyJeanne]

First dates are easy. You chat, you laugh, you look, you smile, you listen, you take a slow, sexy walk to the ladies room so he can admire your ass...

If you're not totally bored and you like his smile, you go on a second date.

 

[logophile]

First dates are easy. You chat, you laugh, you look, you smile, you listen, you take a slow, sexy walk to the ladies room so he can admire your ass...

If you're not totally bored and you like his smile, you go on a second date.

You're fabulous, LadyJ.

 

[LadyJeanne]

You're fabulous, LadyJ.

So are you, sweets, so are you!

 

[sophia jane]

First dates are easy. You chat, you laugh, you look, you smile, you listen, you take a slow, sexy walk to the ladies room so he can admire your ass...

If you're not totally bored and you like his smile, you go on a second date.

What if my ass isn't admirable?

I'll be leaving shortly. Cross your fingers for me everyone, that I don't make a total fool out of myself.

 

[logophile]

What if my ass isn't admirable?

I'll be leaving shortly. Cross your fingers for me everyone, that I don't make a total fool out of myself.

I thought you were gone all ready.

I ordered you a new fancy "I Cumming" shirt to wear on your date. Think it will send the right signal?

 

[LadyJeanne]

What if my ass isn't admirable?

I'll be leaving shortly. Cross your fingers for me everyone, that I don't make a total fool out of myself.

If you wiggle it just right, just for him, he'll admire it. It's all about the motion.

Have fun!

 

[lil_elvis]

Probably too late, but just be yourself and have fun. (That's an order!)

 

[oggbashan]

Don't treat the event as a serious occasion.

It may be the first time for a while but you should treat it as no big deal. If it leads to another date, then that is good. If it doesn't because you don't seem to be on the same wavelength, then walk away without regrets.

Your partner is likely to be as concerned as you are that the date should be successful. Both of you will probably be as uptight as if it was an interview for a job you really want.

Ignore anything that happens in the first five minutes because during that time both of you are trying to establish a mutually acceptable level of communication. Wait and see how well you react to each other as the date progresses.

As has been said above - have an exit strategy if it doesn't work out.

AND an ending strategy for this date if there is too be a next one.

Good luck

Og

 

[RuReal]

I am going to say what I have to all my friends. Relaxe have fun and let things go what ever direction they are going in. Never stress about what may happen or can happen.

Flow with the moment it is probably what you are great at anyway.

R

 

[erise]

Relax.

Order the chicken.

And enjoy.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

If you're not gone yet, here's a last minute advice - make sure to wear comfortable clothes and comfortable shoes. That way, you can eat a lot, and out run him if the date goes bad.