Sooooo not sexy!

[Loverskitten]

Sick.
Anyone have a used Kleenex fetish? I'm your girl
(kidding DON'T PM ME)

 

[Loverskitten]

Also getting this unsolicited, should have come with a warning

No dude, just.... No

 

[BiBunny]

Is that a...duck?

 

[Niam1985]

it DOES look like a duck!
...better than cloud animals.......

 

[midwestyankee]

You do seem to be quite skilled at attracting a certain quality of doofus. How do you do it?

 

[Miles Long]

Haha you're totally going to start getting used kleenex fetish emails now...

 

[Stella_Omega]

Damn me for opening this thread!

Arrgh my eyes...

 

[Numerical_Value]

This is just a trick to get uncomfortably straight males to stare at some dudes crotch.

I'm perfectly comfortable in my sexuality and I see no resemblance to a duck on that dick.

I second this.

 

[BonBon1976]

I don't know ... quack quack ... ha ha

Seriously ..scarred for life now

 

[Loverskitten]

You're all welcome, very much
*sneeze sneeze blowwwww*

 

[Loverskitten]

You do seem to be quite skilled at attracting a certain quality of doofus. How do you do it?

Right?!?! Luck I guess, I'm a lucky girl :/

 

[Niam1985]

You're all welcome, very much
*sneeze sneeze blowwwww*

oooh mucus.....so hot.....

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Oh baaaby... I'm holding a full box of Kleenex brand Anti-Viral white tissues in a Looking Glass Azure design medium home box.

I am soooo gonna fucking snot you up...

 

[Loverskitten]

Oh baaaby... I'm holding a full box of Kleenex brand Anti-Viral white tissues in a Looking Glass Azure design medium home box.

I am soooo gonna fucking snot you up...

Hawt!
I've run out of tissues and now I'm carrying around a big roll of cheap toilet paper.... wank fodder

 

[midwestyankee]

Hawt!
I've run out of tissues and now I'm carrying around a big roll of cheap toilet paper.... wank fodder

It ain't wank fodder until you humiliate yourself by using pages torn from this month's issue of Hustler.

 

[Loverskitten]

Hahaha reality

 

[Shankara20]

Hahaha reality

where is a roll of cheap toilet paper when needed....