Song

[Flagg]

Once upon a time there was an ugly naked, stereophonic, elephant riding a mirror of madness clutching a dirty great towel covered in thick cobra semen and yellow parrot feathers. The elephant and the kangaroo ate until her pouch felt like a red ferrari. All of a sudden a great big fat cloud appeared over the verdant fields of asparagus and rained on the migrant workers, causing them to inject some punctuation until the goats protested and then suddenly stopped and checked their watches. It was six o'clock. Unaware of the danger, they began to inbreed until webbed toes were outlawed by the sheriff. A blind albino lover covered in marmalade sang "Hummingbirds in my eyeballs" by Jon Bon Jovi. His poignant autobiographical lyrics gave love a bad reputation with the circus. The greatest show under the Paris Sewer system; twelve sausage-hungry poodles, trained to kill by person or persons unknown, disobeyed their master's command.

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There you go Sparky. Lyrics for your next song.

 

[nitengale]

This sounds like my house on a weekend.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

The original lyrics to "Being For the Benefit of Mr. Kyte".

 

[alexander tzara]

Flagg - far be it from me to blow my own trumpet (especially after that last embarrassing visit to the Emergency Room) but I feel that this work really reaches its emotional peak with the lines "twelve sausage-hungry poodles".

 

[OUTSIDER]

Flagg what have you been told about drinking bleach and eating cheese you've found under the fridge....