Son of a bitch! It's fucking hot outside and my mower is not cooperating! Shit!

[Guest]

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[The_Fool]

Wanna borrow mine? Then I won't have to mow.

 

[rgraham666]

(Gets out the hose and sprays you down)

Better?

 

[Guest]

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[TxRad]

!@%$#%@,

!@%$ #%@ #*! @%$ #%@&* !@% $#%@ &* !@ %$# %@ &*-!@%$#% :%#@.

!@%$#%@#@^&*!!!!!!!!!

Amen.

*Sigh*

Change or clean the air filter.... The same with the spark plug.... those two things do more to help a lawnmowers mood than anything....

Have some iced tea for you......

 

[Guest]

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[Guest]

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[The_Fool]

Picture Sarahh in a wet teeshirt and not much else. That ought to get some juices flowing.....

 

[rgraham666]

Picture Sarahh in a wet teeshirt and not much else. That ought to get some juices flowing.....

Actually that's more of a Sproing! thing.

 

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[starrkers]

You could try my mower, but I toasted it last season...it's now sitting, forlorn on four flat tyres with the grass and weeds hiding it from view (I'm not joking here - I need a goat!!)

 

[Guest]

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[The_Fool]

Mine's done now.

 

[Guest]

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[Rumple Foreskin]

!@%$#%@,

!@%$ #%@ #*! @%$ #%@&* !@% $#%@ &* !@ %$# %@ &*-!@%$#% :%#@.

!@%$#%@#@^&*!!!!!!!!!

Amen.

Here you go, Sarahh.

http://www.chickfila.com/images/menu_iced_tea.jpg

Add a couple shots of vodka and take as needed while reclining in a shady spot. It won't fix that #$@^& mower, but after a few doses, you won't care.​

Rumple Foreskin

 

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[Rumple Foreskin]

Rev. Rumple, I kiss your ring.

Er, something.

Bless you, Rev.

I understand, child.

And a First Church of the Burning Bush blessing to you and your mower.

The Right Rev. Rumple Foreskin http://bestsmileys.com/religous/1.gif