sometimes when i get bored...

[beetlebum]

i make fake craigslist 'missed connections' ads like this one.

i've gotten some incredibly amusing responses! some equally funny and some frighteningly odd.

don't judge me. i am just a creature of erratic quirks.

 

[Sinny]

I was surprised to see the link at the bottom of Craigslist to report exploited minors. About time Craigslist stopped helping pimps prostitute children. It probably was the result of some legal action, though. Craigslist is interesting in a sort of pop cultural and free market kind of way, but fuckity, it is full of creepiness and awful shit, too. I think the management is fucked. They let some gross shit fly through their website for too many years. They needed to get control of that sooner and stop with the "we are just a clearinghouse bullshit."


That all has nothing to do with your ad, which was humorous and cheeky. I need more coffee and I should probably eat something. I am cranky.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

i make fake craigslist 'missed connections' ads like this one.

i've gotten some incredibly amusing responses! some equally funny and some frighteningly odd.

don't judge me. i am just a creature of erratic quirks.

Work on being less boring.

 

[beetlebum]

Work on being less boring.

while you work on being less of a hapless, bigoted and dull asshole?
nah, man... let's just stay true.

 

[ChinaBandit]

frighteningly odd.

They say 1 out of 10 people bum. Me? I think it's more like 1 out of 3. There is crazy fucker behind 33.33% of those faces.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

*clicks

 

[Mischka]

A friend and I compete to find the weirdest corners on the Internet. Last Halloween, I found a Craigslist ad that won for that week. A married white man in his 30s was looking for a casual encounter, a repeat of the previous year's holiday fetish. He wanted to meet a woman for either drinks or dinner, followed by smoking a cigarette, then they'd go back to her place or a hotel. There, he would stuff her, front and back, with candy corn. He would then eat her out, piss on and jack off on her, and then leave, with two crisp $100 bills left on the bedside table.

I remember thinking, "He wants to repeat this? What happened to last year's candy corn turkey? Was it his wife, and she's decided it's not for her? Was it another woman, warily watching her phone, wondering if the Candy Corn Man will call again? Is she offended she's not worthy of a repeat stuffing?"

And now I'm going to think it was just you, beetlebum.

 

[beetlebum]

A friend and I compete to find the weirdest corners on the Internet. Last Halloween, I found a Craigslist ad that won for that week. A married white man in his 30s was looking for a casual encounter, a repeat of the previous year's holiday fetish. He wanted to meet a woman for either drinks or dinner, followed by smoking a cigarette, then they'd go back to her place or a hotel. There, he would stuff her, front and back, with candy corn. He would then eat her out, piss on and jack off on her, and then leave, with two crisp $100 bills left on the bedside table.

I remember thinking, "He wants to repeat this? What happened to last year's candy corn turkey? Was it his wife, and she's decided it's not for her? Was it another woman, warily watching her phone, wondering if the Candy Corn Man will call again? Is she offended she's not worthy of a repeat stuffing?"

And now I'm going to think it was just you, beetlebum.

hahaha

that's amazing! unfortunately, that was not me. mine aren't as bizarre, i favor the hopelessness factor quite a bit. i made one once from a girl to a guy wearing an eye patch she saw in a bus, i referred to him as the one-eyed adonis, the handsome pirate captain of my vessel in the sea of love, and many other terrible puns; a day later, i got a reply from a guy with who happens to don an eye patch and rides the public transportation, he claimed to have had an idea who i (the presumed gal) was. maybe they too, were having a laugh... and if not, well then i am already going to hell for other things, anyway!

 

[bronzeage]

I respond to craigslist missed connections with an indignant demand they stop stalking me and swear to call the police if I see them again.

 

[HoHoBomb]

literotica personals can be fun

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

literotica personals can be fun

they are...

 

[Recidiva]

Didn't know this existed. I learned something. Whether or not that something is valuable is secondary to it being funny.