Sometimes the absence of sensible men astounds me...

[Jim_Henson]

when a good woman cant get laid.

 

[aly*]

Ain't that the truth!

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Well, I don't know what the rest of you go through, but I keep hearing that I'm too young. 28 is too young for being president, but too young for sex? I've been giving women pleasure for 14 years, starting with the first time in the back of a 1984 Chevy Citation...and I'm still able to deliver the goods(and I still drive the same car; some things never change!)

 

[aly*]

Well, I don't know what the rest of you go through, but I keep hearing that I'm too young. 28 is too young for being president, but too young for sex? I've been giving women pleasure for 14 years, starting with the first time in the back of a 1984 Chevy Citation...and I'm still able to deliver the goods(and I still drive the same car; some things never change!)

but can you cook? : P

i just ask that any prospective partner be grateful that i forewarn them of my insanity. if they don't run, we go from there.

it's been awhile.
hehe

 

[Jim_Henson]

You have bjork up... is there any other way to forewarn?

 

[aly*]

i don't know if i should laugh or scowl.
i'll scaugh!

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

but can you cook? : P

i just ask that any prospective partner be grateful that i forewarn them of my insanity. if they don't run, we go from there.

it's been awhile.
hehe

Insanity like'973 different kinds of body spray' insane, or 'Let's go have sex on my grandmother's grave' insane?



Oh, and I can cook pretty damned well...some of my relationships lasted way longer than they should have, because some women just weren't willing to give up my cooking, even after they got tired of me.

 

[aly*]

Insanity like'973 different kinds of body spray' insane, or 'Let's go have sex on my grandmother's grave' insane?



Oh, and I can cook pretty damned well...some of my relationships lasted way longer than they should have, because some women just weren't willing to give up my cooking, even after they got tired of me.

1) the latter (kidding...)
2) women are evil.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

2) women are evil.

You must be insane...no woman in her right mind would ever admit that women are the spawn of SATAN!! lol, women might be evil, but I love them anyway, dammit!

 

[aly*]

You must be insane...no woman in her right mind would ever admit that women are the spawn of SATAN!! lol, women might be evil, but I love them anyway, dammit!

well, i'm in a humans are icky mood. i didn't mean just women, though we have our own special evilnessses. and i have loved many a women anyways, too dammit.

i should shush soon.

 

[Lost Cause]

In the back of my mind......

This plays over and over.....

Led Zeppelin
Dazed And Confused

Been Dazed and Confused for so long it's not true.
Wanted a woman, never bargained for you.
Lots of people talk and few of them know,
soul of a woman was created below.

You hurt and abuse tellin' all of your lies.
Run around sweet baby, Lord how they hypnotize.
Sweet little baby, I don't know where you've been.
Gonna love you baby, here I come again.

Every day I work so hard, bringin' home my hard earned pay
Try to love you baby, but you push me away.
Don't know where you're goin', only know just where you've been,
Sweet little baby, I want you again.

Been dazed and confused for so long, it's not true.
Wanted a woman, never bargained for you.
Take it easy baby, let them say what they will.
Will your tongue wag so much when I send you the bill?