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sometimes I break open all of the fortune cookies before actually eating the Chinese food
Can't you bear the suspense?
Oh Christmas must kill you![]()
Sometimes I dance around my shower![]()
Sometimes I wish I didn't come on here so often. Just over 5 months I'll be taking a new position & I won't have the time I do now so I think that will be it for me.
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Sometimes I ... pour a cup of water on my pants and then run into stores acting like I'm retarded while yelling, 'Uh-oh, pee pee, uh-oh, pee pee.'
Sometimes I ... pour a cup of water on my pants and then run into stores acting like I'm retarded while yelling, 'Uh-oh, pee pee, uh-oh, pee pee.'
Sorry, that's just really offensive, especially to many people I know here.
Sorry, that's just really offensive, especially to many people I know here.
You don't have to apologize for being offended, not everyone has the same sense of humor.
Blue Eyes ... retard is a perfectly fine word and there is nothing wrong with it. Some people decided one day it was offensive, oh well.
But if it makes you feel better ....
Sometimes I pour a cup of water on my pants and run into stores acting like I'm a person with special needs while yelling, 'Uh-oh, peep pee, uh-oh, pee pee.'
You know, I do actually feel like a better person now. Thank you.