sometimes i wonder if there's too much porn on the internet

[Bert Notorius]

when the aliens land, they will be appalled.

 

[Bert Notorius]

 

[Tryharder62]

I don't think it will be a problem for them.

 

[Bert Notorius]

 

[Liar]

when the aliens land, they will be appalled.

That's the plan.

 

[garbage can]

when the aliens land, they will be appalled.

Appalled at the poor quality of our porn?

 

[Tryharder62]

You just have to be careful about putting the offspring together in the same crib.

 

[Beco]

when the aliens land, they will be appalled.

What else is there to do on the internets, beside watch porn??

 

[warrior queen]

You know there's too much porn when you spend 5 hours looking at thumbs of vids, and can't find one you actually want to watch.

 

[Beco]

You know there's too much porn when you spend 5 hours looking at thumbs of vids, and can't find one you actually want to watch.

The quality of internet porn has really gone down hill. That's true. I just recently paid for porn on the internet, something I havnt done in years and I was like...wow, this is good stuff!

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Youporn alone delivers about a petabyte of data PER DAY. I wonder what it weighs. I'm guessing about 2 ounces.

 

[Corwith]

I rather hope that if the aliens ever do land, they won't be nearly so prude. There's more than enough prudish hypocrisy on this planet already.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I rather hope that if the aliens ever do land, they won't be nearly so prude. There's more than enough prudish hypocrisy on this planet already.

If/when they do land, they will think we procreate by depositing genetic material on the female's face.

 

[warrior queen]

If/when they do land, they will think we procreate by depositing genetic material on the female's face.

Holy shit!
That's twice today I've snorted bourbon!
Will you please have some consideration for a slightly drunk fellow poster, and give some warning when you're about to say something so fucking funny?

 

[John Doe]

That might actually be hot if the head were more humanoid.

That's the plan.

Hopefully they will be disgusted enough to just move on instead of killing all our troops, enslaving everyone else and forcing us to extract the planet's natural resources for them.

 

[maggot420]

We've already landed.
It's not the porn we find appalling

 

[FemDrivelAlt]

when the aliens land, they will be appalled.

i wouldn't worry about that, no alien would be dumb enough to pick our planet.

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://www.vporn.com/erotic/video-c...iate&utm_medium=gallery&utm_campaign=tubegals

 

[tactful]

when the aliens land, they will be appalled.

No, because they started it.

 

[XdOu™]

lol.. the aliens probly think we're outta there league.

 

[butters]

they'd be appalled at the poor downloading speed, shitty scripts and awful shoes

 

[Beco]

they'd be appalled at the poor downloading speed, shitty scripts and awful shoes

especially after showing us how to build things like massive pyramids in the desert without tools....they would probably be upset

 

[killallhippies]

you people just suck at looking for it.

 

[Wings]

The aliens or the porn?

 

[killallhippies]

porn. the aliens aren't coming. don't worry about 'em.