Something to think about...

[PumpkinSmasher]

Here's a point to ponder before having a child and this one won't be found in any parenting book. Here's the formulas:

Before kid:
Hubby good=sex tonight
Hubby bad=no sex tonight

And now after kid:
Hubby good+kid good=sex tonight
Hubby good+kid bad= no sex tonight
Hubby bad+kid good= no sex tonight
Hubby bad+kid bad= no sex tonight

WHAT!!!! THIS WAS NEVER MENTIONED!!!! I went to all the classes and not once was this mentioned! And this is with just ONE kid!! The odds don't look goodwith extras! Did anybody else no about this?!

 

[AusTess]

Yep.


But we are sworn to secrecy when we have our firstborn.


Lets face it,if this news got out,the human population may just end.

 

[Vilac]

Here's the formulas:

Before kid:
Hubby good=sex tonight
Hubby bad=no sex tonight

And now after kid:
Hubby good+kid good=sex tonight
Hubby good+kid bad= no sex tonight
Hubby bad+kid good= no sex tonight
Hubby bad+kid bad= no sex tonight

Seems to me that the odds are cut down from 50% to 25%, hmm? There's only one solution....

....find a woman on the side to even them back out a little. lol

I feel for ya, buddy. lol


V~

 

[PumpkinSmasher]

Yep.


But we are sworn to secrecy when we have our firstborn.


Lets face it,if this news got out,the human population may just end.

Isn't the Earth over crowded anyway?

 

[J.B.]

And now after kid:
Hubby good+kid good=sex tonight
Hubby good+kid bad= no sex tonight
Hubby bad+kid good= no sex tonight
Hubby bad+kid bad= no sex tonight

WHAT!!!! THIS WAS NEVER MENTIONED!!!

It's all part of a master plan.

muahahahahaha!

 

[ma_guy]

Here's a point to ponder before having a child and this one won't be found in any parenting book. Here's the formulas:

Before kid:
Hubby good=sex tonight
Hubby bad=no sex tonight

And now after kid:
Hubby good+kid good=sex tonight
Hubby good+kid bad= no sex tonight
Hubby bad+kid good= no sex tonight
Hubby bad+kid bad= no sex tonight

What happened to the "wifey+bad" option??? And once you have that first kid she gets nailed with "wifey+bad" and "mommy+bad" at the same time... Seems like a natural for twice the punishment no? LOL

 

[BamaBelle]

Here's a point to ponder before having a child and this one won't be found in any parenting book. Here's the formulas:

Before kid:
Hubby good=sex tonight
Hubby bad=no sex tonight

And now after kid:
Hubby good+kid good=sex tonight
Hubby good+kid bad= no sex tonight
Hubby bad+kid good= no sex tonight
Hubby bad+kid bad= no sex tonight

WHAT!!!! THIS WAS NEVER MENTIONED!!!! I went to all the
classes and not once was this mentioned! And this is with just ONE kid!! The odds don't look goodwith extras! Did anybody else no about this?!

Mr Pumpkin Smasher, just a "Momma's point of view" but have you ever considered that for one, YOU might increase your chances for sex if you
A) Call her during the day to say hello.
B) Take the child out of Mom's hair.
C) Offer to cook dinner.
D) Get the child to sleep while Mom relaxes in a bath.

Simple? Yes. Effective? Possibly so, if done in the right frame of heart.

 

[#1tankcomander]

Welcome to Parenting 101, Pal!