Something to make you laugh thread...

[Krystal_Diva]

"Everyone has a right to have an opinion. It's just that yours is stupid."

 

[lowflykiwi]

"Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the window..."

 

[Krystal_Diva]

"Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the window..."

i like that one x

 

[Krystal_Diva]

Man: What is a million years to you?
God: Only a second.
Man: What is a billion pounds to you?
God: Only a coin.
Man: Okay, give me a coin.
God: Wait a second.

 

[Krystal_Diva]

"Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them"

 

[Krystal_Diva]

" Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband."

 

[Krystal_Diva]

" It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered."

 

[Krystal_Diva]

A couple are lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world"
The woman says, "I'll miss you."

 

[Krystal_Diva]

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumour

 

[Krystal_Diva]

"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack said as he stepped out of the shower, "Honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.

 

[Krystal_Diva]

HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.

 

[Krystal_Diva]

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.