Something to make you laugh thread...

[Krystal_Diva]

Hi all.

I am new here so if there is a similar thread to this then I am sorry. I'm sure there will be somewhere but I've tried a search and couldn't find anything.

I'm sure I'm not the first person to think of this but I wouls like this thread to make people smile and laugh.

Here, please post one liners, short quotes that are funny. Just a little bit of fun.

Here is mine.

"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling."

 

[*Twisted*]

Hi all.

I am new here so if there is a similar thread to this then I am sorry. I'm sure there will be somewhere but I've tried a search and couldn't find anything.

I'm sure I'm not the first person to think of this but I wouls like this thread to make people smile and laugh.

Here, please post one liners, short quotes that are funny. Just a little bit of fun.

Here is mine.

"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling."

*snorts*

 

[Corbal]

*snorts*

You would. <-------See what I did right there? You fuckin' laughed old timer.

 

[*Twisted*]

You would. <-------See what I did right there? You fuckin' laughed old timer.

eh? I need to turn up my hearing aide.. BRAT!!!!

 

[Krystal_Diva]

"The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory."

 

[*Twisted*]

"The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory."

LMAOO now you're begging for original though.. and I'm so bad at that.

 

[Krystal_Diva]

"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."

 

[justuandmekiddo]

"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."

I'm blind

 

[Corbal]

I'm blind

Bwahahaahahahahahaha!


Stalk*

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Perhaps not funny but truth...

Women love what they hear, Men love what they see. For that reason, Women wear makeup and Men lie.

 

[Krystal_Diva]

Perhaps not funny but truth...

Women love what they hear, Men love what they see. For that reason, Women wear makeup and Men lie.

True and funny xx

"We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police."

 

[justuandmekiddo]

True and funny xx

"We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police."

That is only because I am the best pizza delivery guy around.

 

[Krystal_Diva]

"The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list."

 

[Krystal_Diva]

"You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often."

 

[Kudram123]

"The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory."

LOL, great quotes you have here

 

[Krystal_Diva]

LOL, great quotes you have here

thanks xx

 

[Krystal_Diva]

"Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?"

 

[Krystal_Diva]

"Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?"

 

[Krystal_Diva]

"Does the name "Pavlov" ring a bell?"

 

[Krystal_Diva]

"If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?"

 

[Krystal_Diva]

"Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice'?"

 

[WakoJako]

My Grandfather died last week, he spent over 40 years as a roofer. So Grandad... if youre up there

 

[Krystal_Diva]

"What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?"

 

[Krystal_Diva]

"You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? "

 

[Krystal_Diva]

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people"