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Close Contact With Cell Phone May Affect Sperm
Critics Say Study Results Inconclusive
UPDATED: 10:21 AM EDT June 29, 2004

Could a cell phone hanging on a belt holster affect a man's sperm count?

Hungarian researchers found that cell phones could reduce sperm production, but some fertility experts are criticizing the study because they believe the results are inconclusive, according to a report from Reuters.

The study of more than 200 men over a 13-month period found that men who carried cell phones in their pockets on the "stand by" setting had one-third fewer sperm than men who did not. Sperm quality was also affected, the scientists said.

Researchers say electromagnetic radiation may be to blame, although they did not take other lifestyle factors into account.

Those who are questioning the study say it did not factor in stress levels, the types of jobs the men had and if they smoked, all of which could influence sperm count.

The study will be presented Tuesday at a conference of the European Society of Human Reproduction and Embryology in Berlin.
 
If the advertisers were smart, they would market a new "unshielded" model as the cybernetic vasectomy cell phone.

"For a swinging lifestyle with no annoying call-backs."




'Lifestle' what in a Cheney fuck is a lifestle? This was edited for bad spelling.
 
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I'm afraid I saw this coming.

We've already had the "survey" that "reveals" that using a cell phone gives you cancer/blood clots/reduction of/on the brain.

Next it'll be the thumb you text with or the fingers that are affected/threatened in a whole new "survey"!!!!

Tell me, who pays for these surveys????
 
lewdandlicentious said:
I'm afraid I saw this coming.

We've already had the "survey" that "reveals" that using a cell phone gives you cancer/blood clots/reduction of/on the brain.

Next it'll be the thumb you text with or the fingers that are affected/threatened in a whole new "survey"!!!!

Tell me, who pays for these surveys????

Lab rats?

They get a special discount on texts and 500 free minutes per month.

Lou :D
 
Two quick points.

Technically its a study not a survey. Studies use real science, surveys track how many people lie to survey-takers. It could still be biased if the test results are non-verifiable or repeatable, but that's not a "for granted". (Science nerd, I know)

Sperm is one of the most annoyingly fragile substances in the human body. It can't survive shit. Having pants that are too hot kills sperm. The battery pack and bumps against probably kill as much as any <insert doom sound> "radiation". That's sort of why the researchers said the tests are inconclusive.
 
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