Something Awful - Dating Game Raid

[AzureAngel]

A link sent to me today - I laughed my ass off. But maybe my humor sucks.

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/ehamiter1/sa/dating/

"a quick explanation:

i frequent a forums web site called something awful. there are general discussion threads covering just about anything you can think of.

one member posted an article talking about an online dating gameshow that is being hosted by sony.

the game is a very cutesy setup- there's a "chooser" and three contestants. it works just like any lame dating show you've seen on t.v... the chooser asks stuff like "if you were an ice cream flavor, what would it be?" and the contestants talk in Sexy Talk, describing how they'd be vanilla, and love to be licked this way and that.

not anymore.

all of a sudden, hundreds and hundreds of twisted fucks like me bombarded this place, and took over. some of the responses were posted on something awful, and i just saved most of the screen captures. some of them were so damn funny i literally had tears running down my face. the goal was to shock and offend the hell out of all the "normal" people there. i think we were successful."

 

[alexandraaah]

This hints of something really funny, but my lack of caffeine and general smarts has me confused.

Please explain in The Boy's terms?

 

[naudiz]

Oh, man. I saw this one, and it cracked me up.

I think we both have the same twisted sense of humor. I'm a closeted fan of Something Awful's Photoshop Phriday, too. I guess my dirty little secret is out.

 

[Ginny]

hysterical!

omg...still reading.....i'm gonna get fired....

 

[AzureAngel]

Please explain in The Boy's terms?

Basically, there's a game hosted by Sony that's a dating show. One "player" is the person asking questions and four contestants answer. It's all cutesy and so on and so forth. That is, right up until a group of people raided the place and gave absolutely terrible answers to the questions asked. I don't often laugh out loud at my computer, but I was dying reading some of these.

 

[alexandraaah]

Basically, there's a game hosted by Sony that's a dating show. One "player" is the person asking questions and four contestants answer. It's all cutesy and so on and so forth. That is, right up until a group of people raided the place and gave absolutely terrible answers to the questions asked. I don't often laugh out loud at my computer, but I was dying reading some of these.

Are they pretending to be one of the players, or should I actually read the article and stop asking questions?

 

[AzureAngel]

Here, BALLS. Here's a taste.

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/ehamiter1/sa/dating/praise.jpg

 

[alexandraaah]

Edit for name, please.

 

[AzureAngel]

Most are pretending to be players, a few are asking questions.

 

[AzureAngel]

Edit for name, please.

What name? I see only balls.

 

[alexandraaah]

What name? I see only balls.

Get yer head outta there then.

 

[AzureAngel]

Why would I want my head out of my pants?

Women, they never make sense. I'm going to go shower now.

 

[red_rose]

Ah-hahahahahaha

Funny stuff.

 

[alexandraaah]

Okay, I toughed it out and focused for a solid few minutes.

That's hilarious.

I gotta get out more on this wondrous internet thing.

 

[patient1]

So this is evidence of someone's happy little corner of the web being overrun with clever self-important trolls, isn't it?

I wouldn't care to see a church group do that to us. Even if they were witty.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

I Have Played There Too.

It's A Laugh A Minute!

But I Get Bored And Leave Ta Play Rock & Roll Jeopardy.

 

[AzureAngel]

So this is evidence of someone's happy little corner of the web being overrun with clever self-important trolls, isn't it?

I wouldn't care to see a church group do that to us. Even if they were witty.

Smile, it feels better.

 

[patient1]

 

[Ginny]

bumped for anyone bored looking for a good laugh......

 

[lovetoread]

heh,cute.