Something about a Man in a Kilt...

[Deborah]

Of course you are not Flagg, OUTSIDER. You almost seem human. BTW, Flagg once called me a cow. OK, so I don't have a skinny little ass like Lovely Latina.

Well hell's bells, let's have a kilt party! Seems like we'd have plenty of volunteers to get "pretty in pink (plaid little skirts)." Does anyone really think we'd have to twist Carl East's, 'uh, arm? Outside would be the best locale, on a very windy day.

And what would a kilt party be without a bottle of Glenmorangie, "Crafted by the 16 kilted men of Tain," the best selling Scotch Whiskey, at least in Scotland.

A few shots of that stuff and a little dancing by the dudes (What should we call the dance? The Irish Jig doesn't seem quite kosher.) and I predict something will be blowing besides the wind.

Maybe I could even get Flagg's cute little (bruised) ass in a kilt. He'd do anything if I promised to shut the fuck up.

 

[Expertise]

Once was a groomsman at a wedding in Nova Scotia. The male members of the wedding party opted to wear kilts. We all got our kilts (The grooms parents paid thankfully, they are hellishly expensive) either our family ones (paternal grandmothers in my case, it looked the best) or in the case of the best man who was east-indian the provincial tartan.

Incidently the best man had a hell of a time explaining to the brides great great grandmother who was incredibly charming but nearly blind and mostly deaf that it wasn't his family tartan.

We all promised him that if we ever did it again we would chip in and have a madras kilt made for him.

 

[OUTSIDER]

Thank's Deborah and once I get a scanner I'll send you some picture's of Outsider in full on kilt mode.

 

[teresafannin]

Hi again, Cheri, there are Ren Faires all over the country. I think there is one in Ohio,but I am not sure where. We have Scarborough Faire, it is more family oriented. Hawkwood is a small faire, but much more adult oriented & The Texas Ren Festival is a bit of everything. The faires are a blast, my favorite way to get out & play. I go as a wench, with the right lacing, anyone can have cleavage, even me. My guy & I have been going for several years & wouldn't miss it.

Hey Outsider, I am thinking those are some pictures we all should see. My son took a trip to Scotland a few years ago & loved it. I even have a picture of him in a kilt, not regimental, needless to say. One of my dreams is to visit England, Scotland & Wales. Maybe someday if I win the lottery.

[Edited by teresafannin on 09-18-2000 at 09:41 AM]

 

[OUTSIDER]

"I'm in the closet trying to find that damn kilt now"

It's worth the visit and if you time it right you could go to Edinbugh and see the comedy fest and laugh your ass off, also Stonehenge is alway's worth a visit and without sounding like a hippy it's a very magical place.

 

[teresafannin]

Would love to see Stonehenge. I have pictures from Edinborough, my son absolutely loved it. He also got to go Loch Ness, a real whiskey distillery & had his 14th birthday over there. I watch every show that is about Scotland, England & Wales. There is just something about countries with so much history. Love the USA, but we are still very new on the map of the world. Maybe someday, but in the meantime, would still love to see some pictures of that kilt-hehehe.

 

[Guest]

Colonel Debwa - enough's enough!

We were willing to give your Pluto Monkey Pink Plaid Skirt idea a go but I really must put my foot down about these novelty phallus-shaped bagpipes and tartan braziers you've sent over. We do have some pride, you know.

 

[Flagg]

.He'd do anything if I promised to shut the fuck up.

I'll second that.

Oh and Ginge, there really is no need to worry. I've got far too much imagination to create someone like OUTSIDER.

 

[Gingersnap]

Flagg you rascal welcome back. I missed you little brother!
God did I just say that?? Oh well it's true. How are ya you little stinker?

 

[Deborah]

Roger, never mind the phallus-shaped bagpipes I sent you. Did you get the Brylcream and fix that hair? OK, Roger, let's see the pic of you in the kilt. We already saw your face so what's the big deal?

Carl East, what about you? Let's see you in a kilt. We already saw your cock so what's the big deal?

C'mon Flagg, we know you wear dresses so what's the big deal with a little pink plaid skirt?

Outsider, now don't tell me that nobody in London has a scanner. Get with the program? BTW Outsider, can you take a fucking joke? Just wondering before I play one on you. It's an initiation thing, kind of like hazing. All the new "members" have to eventually be properly, well, 'uh, you'll see.

Hey bobtoad777, what about you? It seems as though you'd do just about anything to get laid. Perhaps one of the girls will find you incredibly sexy in a kilt.

What about the rest of you dudes? Let's go!

 

[OUTSIDER]

Ohhhh now I see.

I thought Ginger had gone nut's but you guy's were just winding me up, you naughty little tinker's LOL.