Somethin New Under the Sun

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I recently fell over a new process for generating prose. I get excellent results but the process is so slow it makes a sloth, tax refund, or Christmas seem like the Energizer Bunny in comparison.

The process is simple: Start with whatever and wait for the next drip to fall from the spigot.

Here's an example.

Perfesser. "I'm told youre trading book reports for sex."

Student. " I read a lot and most people don't."

Perfesser." How are you at writing resumes?" A button was missing from her sweater.

 

[49greg]

I like where that might be going. I always read a lot, in college it probably affected my grades. But I never had a professor with a button missing from her sweater. Had a few that I wished would undo a button or three.