Someone threaten me with physical torture

[professorquixote]

So that I can get some motivation..
Please?

 

[professorquixote]

no takers?

 

[EmpressFi]

Sorry.. as a submissive.. it really feels wrong for me to threaten torture...

 

[Puman]

Would complete sensory deprivation and a 3ft single tail whip do the trick?

 

[professorquixote]

sensory deprivation would be horrible I need motivation to finish writing a paper for Russian but the flogger might work

 

[EmpressFi]

Получите, что вашего огорченного ишака работать на бумаге прежде чем я связываю вас до потолка и бью вашего ишака с моим урожаем


There.. how's that?

(and I'm cracking up on the direct translation of that...

You will obtain that your distressed ass to work on the paper before I connect you to the ceiling and I beat your ass with my harvest)

 

[JupitersGirl]

CRACK!!





Get to writing, missy!

 

[professorquixote]

It's war and Peace.
I have a love/hate relationship with war and peace.
If you catch me one hour into reading it I'm totally like yeah war and peace
by the 3rd hour I'm like "FUCK TOLSTOY"
but I get to write the paper in Russian I'm psyched about that.

 

[professorquixote]

Получите, что вашего огорченного ишака работать на бумаге прежде чем я связываю вас до потолка и бью вашего ишака с моим урожаем

Actually the direct translation of that would be-
Receive, that your afflicted donkey to work on a paper before I connect you up to a ceiling and I beat your donkey with my crop

 

[professorquixote]

you want more along the lines of

Напишите бумагу прежде, чем я связываю Вас с потолком и хлестаю Вас

 

[EmpressFi]

Hey... whatever works....

maybe someone can inspire me to get to work on this Literature paper I'm working on

 

[professorquixote]

Hey... whatever works....

maybe someone can inspire me to get to work on this Literature paper I'm working on

Vous devriez faire ce travail auparavant, je ne sais pas, je finis vous travailler.

 

[professorquixote]

qu'est-ce qui vous m'aimer faire ?

 

[professorquixote]

chuchotez d'une voix enrouée dans votre oreille toutes les choses que je désire de vous

 

[professorquixote]

J'ai une imagination très active, il y a beaucoup de choses que j'aimerais vous faire avec cette jolie bouche votre

 

[professorquixote]

are you inspired yet?

 

[EmpressFi]

I dont think any of those would inspire me to write anything...*evil grin*

 

[professorquixote]

Je pourrais vous torturer en échange de votre motivation ......

 

[Etoile]

J'ai bien tout oublié en français et même en russe, je peux dire seulement "ya hachu marozhinaye" et "izviniche pazhalouista" - j'avais étudié le français depuis huit ans mais c'était il y a presque dix années.

 

[callinectes]

howoffsa!

 

[Netzach]

If you need physical torture on top of the mental torture of that much Russian Lit, I can't help you, I'm afraid.

 

[professorquixote]

If you need physical torture on top of the mental torture of that much Russian Lit, I can't help you, I'm afraid.

damnation... so I'm hopeless?

 

[BiBunny]

How's this?

"You can't have a good beating until you finish the damn paper."

It used to work pretty well on me.

 

[professorquixote]

How's this?

"You can't have a good beating until you finish the damn paper."

It used to work pretty well on me.

Damn.....(cries then stops and runs to finish paper)

 

[professorquixote]

3/4ths of the way done folks!!!! YES!!!