Someone really had better

[peachykeen]

come take this Halloween sized bag of miniature Reeses peanut butter cups away from me before I OD and die!

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[brokenbrainwave]

I will trade you that year supply of M&M's the factory that makes them gave me for your bag of peanut butter cups.

 

[peachykeen]

Sorry brainwave. In highschool I worked at that factory. Ate enough of those little round monsters to last me three consecutive lifetimes between 1985-87.

 

[Daedalus77]

Candy

Never. Never ever buy Halloween candy ahead of time.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

well crap, I guess my trick or treaters are gonna be happy....

 

[peachykeen]

Just pass them over to me...along with all your porn...and no one will get hurt.

***handing brat a handful*** stay the fuck out of my porn, unless you're starring in it

 

[bluemuse]

come take this Halloween sized bag of miniature Reeses peanut butter cups away from me before I OD and die!

Only of you take the Halloween sized bag of Carmel Apple Pops away from me! Damn those stores for putting the Halloween candy out so early!

 

[Soblue]

I know! The stores have had Halloween stuff for a week! Ugh.

I only buy candy for Halloween that I don't like anymore. I know the dangers of mini peanut butter cups myself.

 

[Sillyman]

Unlike the rest of you people, I have no sense of shame, maturity, or "food guilt". To the vomitorium!

 

[takingchances42]

Halloween Candy is only to be purchased one hour before the estimated arrival of the first trick or treater. Otherwise it will be another year of hiding, bloated in a dark house, while angry mobs of kids throw rocks at my windows.

The mini peanut butter cups are particularly wicked... did you really have any hope of their lasting the evening?

 

[bluemuse]

Halloween Candy is only to be purchased one hour before the estimated arrival of the first trick or treater. Otherwise it will be another year of hiding, bloated in a dark house, while angry mobs of kids throw rocks at my windows.

The mini peanut butter cups are particularly wicked... did you really have any hope of their lasting the evening?

Yes!!! One year I had to rummage through the junk drawer to find things to give the trick or treaters...with the shakey hands of one on an extreme sugar high. I wonder who got the stapler?

 

[ExLimey]

I'll take some if they're frozen and I can have an ice cold Dr. Pepper with 'em.

If not, forget it.

 

[peachykeen]

Well you see, the whole point was, I got a couple bags to pack to take back with me to England, as it is nearly impossible to find them there (my #1 complaint about that country). (No, wait, #2 - pub closing times is #1.) But then I realized a little while ago I was out of wine, and since I'm already in my beddyby clothes, I didn't want to go back out. So I thought "well I'll just have a couple of these". Now there is this like enormous pile of little gold and orange foil balls next to my keyboard. Fuuuuuck.

 

[Zephan]

Well you see, the whole point was, I got a couple bags to pack to take back with me to England, as it is nearly impossible to find them there (my #1 complaint about that country). (No, wait, #2 - pub closing times is #1.) But then I realized a little while ago I was out of wine, and since I'm already in my beddyby clothes, I didn't want to go back out. So I thought "well I'll just have a couple of these". Now there is this like enormous pile of little gold and orange foil balls next to my keyboard. Fuuuuuck.

All I can say is don't go! Stay and have as many peanut butter cups as you wish.

 

[kotori]

<< (No, wait, #2 - pub closing times is #1.) >>

This made me laugh. My first time in England (Christmas, 1977), my buddy and I were a little frustrated at the closing times. But we'd heard that at nightclubs, they stayed open later. So we went to the famous Marquee Club in Wardour Street (birthplace of the Rolling Stones, etc.) to see some band. After the first set ended about midnight, the lights came up, and people started leaving. My friend asked a guy with a broom what was up? Why closing so early. The clean-up guy said: "Shitty band."