Someone Please help me PLEASURE the fuck out of Raw Humor

Jewelz

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Cmon girlies.....lets make cartman happy........:D :D

*kneels before him*:kiss:
 
brokenbrainwave said:
whoooaaa sorry man, your on your own here Raw..lmao, misread the title!

LMAO I have to say thanks for not offering to contribute, bbw.
 
Well the girls better take care of you while I am gone this afternoon!! You just lie back and enjoy it ;)
 
RawHumor said:


LMAO I have to say thanks for not offering to contribute, bbw.
hey dont mention it, still trying to shake the image of your plumb little arse waving into the breeze for...ugh....ok, whats the number to my wifes therapist????
 
brokenbrainwave said:
hey dont mention it, still trying to shake the image of your plumb little arse waving into the breeze for...ugh....ok, whats the number to my wifes therapist????

LOL I'm not sure how or why you're thinking about my ass, dude, but... oh never mind.

And my ass isn't plumb... it's pretty white right now.
 
MY CARTMAN!!!!!

Hi, sweetie!!!!!

What would you like your hot, horny, dirty, slutty fuck-toy to do for you today?!?!?!
 
Re: MY CARTMAN!!!!!

KHAN-E said:
What would you like your hot, horny, dirty, slutty fuck-toy to do for you today?!?!?!

LOL Tell your partner how to empty her PM box so that she can get more than two PM's before it's full again.

:D
 
Re: Re: MY CARTMAN!!!!!

RawHumor said:


LOL Tell your partner how to empty her PM box so that she can get more than two PM's before it's full again.

:D


Hey, I'm not responsible for her PM box!!!

We can ALWAYS play without her!!!!

Unless, of course, I delete your PMs without remebering to answer.

Hey, I'm not perfect! Deal with it!!!
 
Re: Re: MY CARTMAN!!!!!

RawHumor said:


LOL Tell your partner how to empty her PM box so that she can get more than two PM's before it's full again.

:D

Let me get this straight, the girl's line up to pleasure you, and all you can do is fuss about full PM boxes?
Well, fine, I was gonna tell you I was down on my knees, my shoulders to the floor, with a tube of astroglide balanced on my ass, but you'd probably just reply by whining about how I don't answer my email fast enough.
 
CarolineOh said:


Who needs him? Come here and kiss me, Jewelz darling.

ohh babygirl......

*my tongue slides over your luscious lips, tracing their fullness, parting them to enter, kissing you deeply*
 
Jewelz said:


ohh babygirl......

*my tongue slides over your luscious lips, tracing their fullness, parting them to enter, kissing you deeply*

.....my lips part for your tongue, and I suckle it into my mouth, as my arms wrap around you and pull your body tight against mine...

Hey Cartoonboy, you have anything to say now?
 
CarolineOh said:


.....my lips part for your tongue, and I suckle it into my mouth, as my arms wrap around you and pull your body tight against mine...

Hey Cartoonboy, you have anything to say now?

...the softness of your breasts against mine sends waves of lust through me. my hands dance acrossed your back as our tongues make love.......


and im sure we are really pleasuring carty now...;)
 
Jewelz said:


...the softness of your breasts against mine sends waves of lust through me. my hands dance acrossed your back as our tongues make love.......


and im sure we are really pleasuring carty now...;)

Who? Oh yeah, RH, I kind of forgot about him there for a minute.
 
Re: Re: Re: MY CARTMAN!!!!!

CarolineOh said:
Let me get this straight, the girl's line up to pleasure you, and all you can do is fuss about full PM boxes?
Well, fine, I was gonna tell you I was down on my knees, my shoulders to the floor, with a tube of astroglide balanced on my ass, but you'd probably just reply by whining about how I don't answer my email fast enough.

It's an inside joke, sweet cheeks.

You know I'll take you any way I could get you.
 
Re: Re: Re: MY CARTMAN!!!!!

KHAN-E said:
Hey, I'm not responsible for her PM box!!!

We can ALWAYS play without her!!!!

Unless, of course, I delete your PMs without remebering to answer.

Hey, I'm not perfect! Deal with it!!!

I know you're not perfect. You forgot an 'm' in 'remembering'.

;)

Just teasing sexy girl!
:kiss:
 
Jewelz said:
and im sure we are really pleasuring carty now...;)

Yeah, to steal a term from HighSchoolJock, I've never been cockblocked by a woman before...

:D
 
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