Someone like you...or you..or you...

[itgoeslikethis1]

Guys and gals, im sorry to add to the collection of "guys looking for" in the personals but i just have to. Well, i don't have to, but my cock is speaking to me right now!

Did i really just say that? Yes, i did, this is the internet and anything goes right...right?!

Anyway, enough with the bs.

Im a nice guy, im also not bad looking, or so i've been told. Does that matter in the online world? I don't know. Im bored with everything and anything i do. I have questions about life and the universe but those are deep and long and kinda annoying.

What does it all mean? Am i a bad person for coming onto lit and really perving out? Who knows.

I like women, and all types at that. Big, small, funny, smart, nerdy, shy, outgoing...just don't be a guy. I have no interest in helping YOU get off. Keep moving buddy.

I am very much into the arts and photography and film. Im a scatter brain, but i always manage to get everything i need to get done...done. I think im fun to talk to. I bet i can make you laugh or at least direct you to someone who can.

I really don't care who you are or your situation. Do you want to be my online friend?

Rant over.

 

[Thevirginwriter]

Funny you are...

Humor me. I'm cool with friendship btw. You seem like a nice guy. And your post is funny, indeed.

 

[itgoeslikethis1]

Humor me. I'm cool with friendship btw. You seem like a nice guy. And your post is funny, indeed.

Im glad you took the time to read/enjoy it. Thanks!

I am a nice guy...in real life and even on the internet, where its so easy to be a prick...i refrain!

 

[itgoeslikethis1]

The daily bump a lump!

 

[itgoeslikethis1]

:d:d:d:d:d

 

[sereneone4u]

Pretty funny.

*bump*

 

[itgoeslikethis1]

Also...i have been reading through a lot of the postings in this section and i want to make it very very clear. I am not some 21 year old "stud" with a giant internet sized cock...nor am i an athlete...nor am i "horny in college".

Also...i have hair on my chest.

BAM!

 

[Sensual_Curves]

Cute and funny!

 

[NaughtyRedSiren]

Haha!

Love it! This is so refreshing to see someone post on the ads with a sense of humor.... and a realistic outlook. The model, hairless, college boy types with gigantic junk aren't that much fun anyways. (I've checked)

*bump

 

[sereneone4u]

Also...i have been reading through a lot of the postings in this section and i want to make it very very clear. I am not some 21 year old "stud" with a giant internet sized cock...nor am i an athlete...nor am i "horny in college".

Also...i have hair on my chest.

BAM!

bump

 

[itgoeslikethis1]

Love it! This is so refreshing to see someone post on the ads with a sense of humor.... and a realistic outlook. The model, hairless, college boy types with gigantic junk aren't that much fun anyways. (I've checked)

*bump

Well thanks for the kind words! Really!

Now...if i was this "college stud" i would think that by replying to my posting you would be pretty much asking for me to fill your PM box with tons of words talking about my GIANT F-ING C0CK and licking your "pretty and ripe" Pu**y.

Ladies...vouch for me...neither one of you have a PM from me! Right?! Right?!

 

[NaughtyRedSiren]

Well thanks for the kind words! Really!

Now...if i was this "college stud" i would think that by replying to my posting you would be pretty much asking for me to fill your PM box with tons of words talking about my GIANT F-ING C0CK and licking your "pretty and ripe" Pu**y.

Ladies...vouch for me...neither one of you have a PM from me! Right?! Right?!

This is true kids!! Not a single, solitary, shred of dirty wordage in a PM.... hell, a PM period! Not saying I wouldn't mind a PM, but he's been clean so far