Someone get my wife off Literotica please !!!

[wolfy]

God DAMN!
We have been planning to go out for the last 3 hours.
She was just supposed to log on for a few minutes!
I'm hungry dammit!
We need some kinda husband control system so we can automatically boot our wives off literotica when they have been on to long.

I'd post more but by the time I pry my wife away from the keyboard i'm so happy to turn off the computer.

Any programers out there have some kinda program that will shut down my computer for awhile if it's been on more then 30 minutes? *grin*

Just playing i'm kidnapping my wife now so no more posting from her for awhile......see ya all later.

 

[Madame Pandora]

Egad...it's an epidemic!


MP

 

[Siren]

A quick note before my husband puts me in restraints..

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

all I have to say is LMAO

 

[Isolde]

*LMAO*

How can we advise on something we cant do ourselves?

 

[Xander]

God DAMN!
We have been planning to go out for the last 3 hours.
She was just supposed to log on for a few minutes!
I'm hungry dammit!
We need some kinda husband control system so we can automatically boot our wives off literotica when they have been on to long.

I'd post more but by the time I pry my wife away from the keyboard i'm so happy to turn off the computer.

Any programers out there have some kinda program that will shut down my computer for awhile if it's been on more then 30 minutes? *grin*

Just playing i'm kidnapping my wife now so no more posting from her for awhile......see ya all later.

I would glady help you Wolfy. But I'm affraid I'll get prosecuted for "Untimely Interference" hehe

 

[Guru]

 

[LittleRedDevil]

Any programers out there have some kinda program that will shut down my computer for awhile if it's been on more then 30 minutes? *grin*

I AM a prgrammer. I understand computers very well. Every little detail can be commanded by me. I will teach you, my son.

Here's the program, in simple steps:

1. Unplug it

Don't tell him that! He might actually do it!

 

[Cheri]

Geesh, just like a man to ignore the obvious.
Here's whatcha do:
Drop to your knees in front of her. Do one of the following:
1. Insert your hand up her pant leg, inside her panties to lightly stroke her lips (no insertion allowed)
2. Slide her panties to the side so that you can lightly run your tongue up and down her lips (once again no insertion allowed)
(if those are not possible)
3. Rub your nose and lips against her pussy making sure to warm the area with your breathe
Do all of those until you have her undivided attention (might take a few minutes). Once her breathing has quicken and she's moaning, tell her if she comes with you, you will finish your minstrations with more diligence and skill. Then lead her where ever you'd like (I'd suggest far away from the computer) and fulfill your promise then fuck like bunnies.

Either that or get a fresh cold beer and play another Nitendo game until she's ready.

 

[wolfy]

Good idea guru!

Excellent idea. I just need to flip a circuit breaker and pretend that it is a power outage here in california so I don't get in trouble......(++---()---++) <- is a special sign that stops Siren from being able to see this post.

We are back from our trip and i'm sure my wife will be on shortly again. I have a new book to read and a game to play so i'll be ok. Now if there was just a good pizza delivery place around here i'd be in heaven.

Talk to you all again when Siren logs off (If I don't have arthritis from old age and havn't lost my mind (more of my mind that is) yet.)

 

[Siren]

Muahahahaa

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Siren]

Ah shit...Wolfy is calling me....

 

[Angel]

Sorry, Wolfy

(Er if you ever even see this hehe)

But I cannot allow you to take Siren's attention away from....


Me


Have a nice dinner ::evil grin::

 

[Siren]

You wanna keep my attention Angel?