Someone Cheer Eumenides Up...

[Nora]

Before I bitchslap her into the next county. Please.

 

[Eumenides]

Go ahead! See if I care! I've always wanted to travel.

 

[Worm]

I'll hold her down and you tickle torture her feet

 

[Nora]

Ok, how about this.

The person who cheers her up best will win stalking rights to Eumenides from me (as the OFFICIAL stalker of the 2002/2003 Eumenides) for the period of no fewer than 3 days, but not to exceed 5. In other words, I get her back for the weekend.

 

[Nora]

I'll hold her down and you tickle torture her feet

The Worm shows promise! However, I'm foot phobic. How about I hold her down and you tickle her feet?

 

[Eumenides]

Nobody touches my feet!

 

[kotori]

why you blue, Eu?

 

[Eumenides]

I am just cranky. And I don't know why.

 

[Worm]

The Worm shows promise! However, I'm foot phobic. How about I hold her down and you tickle her feet?

Agreed!!!

 

[Debbie]

Cheer up Emoodie.
Or else!!! LMAO.
Here's a game for you.
warning plz do not click on link if cows freak you out

http://www.flingthecow.com/flash/

 

[perks]

pm me your number

 

[Nora]

why you blue, Eu?

Cuz she's a scabby sourpuss. Now how're you gonna cheer her up, or don't you want stalking rights?

 

[Guest]

I can offer my hiney lick maneuver!

 

[Nora]

Okies, Worm. She nixed the tootsies. What's your next plan?


Debbie, she's cow-phobic. You don't win on that one, honey. Try again.


Perky's definitely in the lead.

 

[patient1]

I am just cranky. And I don't know why.

If you're cranky for no reason, it' s probably a treatable junkfood deficiency. You better eat some chocolate, just to be safe.

 

[Nora]

I can offer my honey lick maneuver!

But Raindancer pulls out the honey lick maneuver and steals the lead from Perky!

 

[JazzManJim]

My one attempt to make Eu laugh.

These two cows were standing out in a field in Britain. One cow turns to the other and says, "You know, that whole Mad Cow Disease thing still really worries me. It hasn't really gone away and it keep sme up at night! I can't give milk. I can't moo worth bollocks. I'm a wreck! But you - you're always so calm and placid. What's your secret? Why doesn't it bother you?"

The other cow turns to the first and says, "What do I care? I'm a helicopter!"

 

[Nora]

If you're cranky for no reason, it' s probably a treatable junkfood deficiency. You better eat some chocolate, just to be safe.

I'm pretty sure that chocolate puts patient1 neck & neck with raindancer.

 

[Worm]

Okies, Worm. She nixed the tootsies. What's your next plan?

Well thats why they call it tickle torture...they aren't supposed to agree to it

 

[Pagliacci]

I am just cranky. And I don't know why.

Could it have something to do with you wanting to get hold of Nora yesterday and her not showing in that thread you made for her hmmmmmm ?

 

[kotori]

Cuz she's a scabby sourpuss. Now how're you gonna cheer her up, or don't you want stalking rights?

i don't know. i could sing. tell jokes. "a little song, a little dance, a little seltzer in your pants." hey, i know. I'll do my DCL impersonation.

 

[perks]

bah, numbah now

 

[Guest]

Yea, the honey did turn to hiney. But, I'll offer both.

 

[Debbie]

Okies, Worm. She nixed the tootsies. What's your next plan?


Debbie, she's cow-phobic. You don't win on that one, honey. Try again.


Perky's definitely in the lead.

I know she is.

 

[QuickDuck]

well she is currently having fun laughing at me... so i think i am doing well