someone amuse me.

[LiFeNdEaTh]

take a shot ~

 

[Sensualdreamer]

take a shot ~

hmm take a shot huh? Well I've got a glock but I'm not violent...unless provoked

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

hmm take a shot huh? Well I've got a glock but I'm not violent...unless provoked

we can gunplay while we're both naked

 

[doomgate]

I also have a glock. But I'm not inclined to use it on anyone in particular unless they provoke me or force me into a corner I don't want to be.

 

[LadyAshe]

take a shot ~

*Stands on my hands and begins juggling tennis balls with my feet*

 

[Sensualdreamer]

we can gunplay while we're both naked

Oooh careful, I've also got handcuffs

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

*Stands on my hands and begins juggling tennis balls with my feet*

uhmmm... eh, you can do better than that sweety.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

Oooh careful, I've also got handcuffs

oh baby, tie me up. abuse me

 

[Sensualdreamer]

oh baby, tie me up. abuse me

Hmmm perhaps I should warn you I bite

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

Hmmm perhaps I should warn you I bite

bite me in places that keeps me turned on.

 

[Sensualdreamer]

bite me in places that keeps me turned on.

Damn you would say that

 

[LadyAshe]

uhmmm... eh, you can do better than that sweety.

Well damn, I thought it was amusing.

*thinks*

Should I strip first?

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

Well damn, I thought it was amusing.

*thinks*

Should I strip first?

yes, start from the bottom up.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

Damn you would say that

lol, i'ma freak.. you just gota take it out of me to find out

 

[Sensualdreamer]

lol, i'ma freak.. you just gota take it out of me to find out

You know you say freak, and suddenly I think of part of a song that say "we want a lady in the street but a freak in the bed" - sorry random thought

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

You know you say freak, and suddenly I think of part of a song that say "we want a lady in the street but a freak in the bed" - sorry random thought

oh is ok... i'm also a random person...with random thoughts.

 

[Sensualdreamer]

oh is ok... i'm also a random person...with random thoughts.

Ahem oh yes, you're a freak huh? How twisted do you get

 

[LadyAshe]

*slips out of my pj bottoms and uses them to tie you to a chair. takes off my t-shirt and bra m then slips off my panties. puts bra on your head and sets up a camera and timer. sits in your lap and gives you a big hug as the camera takes the picture.*

Better?

 

[Sensualdreamer]

*slips out of my pj bottoms and uses them to tie you to a chair. takes off my t-shirt and bra m then slips off my panties. puts bra on your head and sets up a camera and timer. sits in your lap and gives you a big hug as the camera takes the picture.*

Better?

Ummm wonder if amusing & freaking someone out go hand in hand?

 

[SJZ76]

A man walks into his kitchen with a pig under his arm. He looks at his wife and says, "This is the cow that I've been fucking." His wife scoffs and says, "That's a pig, not a cow." He replies, "I wasn't talking to you."

How is sex like math? Add a bed, subtract clothing, divide legs, and hope to God there is no multiplication.

Viagra really should come in liquid form. Then you could literally pour yourself a stiff one.

.....entertained yet?

 

[RyanBlack]

Ummm wonder if amusing & freaking someone out go hand in hand?

did someone in this thread call for me????

 

[byejune121]

Ok. I'll give it a shot.

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/8463/20090306.png


http://img827.imageshack.us/img827/2276/23406a87774b09a359a5ef8.gif

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

*slips out of my pj bottoms and uses them to tie you to a chair. takes off my t-shirt and bra m then slips off my panties. puts bra on your head and sets up a camera and timer. sits in your lap and gives you a big hug as the camera takes the picture.*

Better?

that's more like it, keep it coming..

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

A man walks into his kitchen with a pig under his arm. He looks at his wife and says, "This is the cow that I've been fucking." His wife scoffs and says, "That's a pig, not a cow." He replies, "I wasn't talking to you."

How is sex like math? Add a bed, subtract clothing, divide legs, and hope to God there is no multiplication.

Viagra really should come in liquid form. Then you could literally pour yourself a stiff one.

.....entertained yet?

eehh, you can do better than that.

 

[xTinyDancerx]

take a shot ~

Some jager maybe?