Somebody's trying to make me fat.

[Weird Harold]

The FedEx man just interrupted my browsing to deliver a birthhday present from a nameless Lierotican (nameless because I don't want to start any jelous rages.)

PS: It could have been anyone who has my e-mail address, because that and the fact I live in Las Vegas is sufficient to find my phone number and address.)

This is what was in the box:

 

[Weird Harold]

PPS: The candle picture is the top of a box of chocolates.

 

[Merelan]

hey, going to share those? Then the calories don't count.

 

[*bratcat*]

mmmmmmm....

 

[stargazer76]

*on hands and knees, begging*

Can I have some? Pretty, pretty, pretty please? I'll be oh-so-good!

 

[Weird Harold]

Re: *on hands and knees, begging*

Can I have some? Pretty, pretty, pretty please? I'll be oh-so-good!

They came from www.dans.com and they are sinfully good -- some of the best I've ever had.


I'm going to give one to a neighbor, just so I'm not being a pig and eating the whole box myself.

 

[Merelan]

See a neighbor, but not us. Sniff... sniff.
We know where we stand don't we.

 

[Dillinger]

Actually - I would think its all those donuts you keep going out for.

 

[Weird Harold]

See a neighbor, but not us. Sniff... sniff.
We know where we stand don't we.

Well, if youwere in Las Vegas, I'd save one for you -- In fact if you can get here in the next 48 hours, you can have the neighbor's.

It's a matter of logistics, not standing.


Dill, so far, I've only had coffee and donuts with two Literoticans -- one also lives in Las Vegas. morover, I didn't say I was getting fat, I said someone is trying to make me fat.


(Although if you check out my latest picture on Tiggs upload thread, I do have a bit of "Dunlop's Disease" developing.

 

[Merelan]

If I fly out there can I not only have a chocolate but bring my rifles and go shooting with you?

Gulp... maybe even get a ... hug?

 

[Weird Harold]

If I fly out there can I not only have a chocolate but bring my rifles and go shooting with you?

Gulp... maybe even get a ... hug?

A hug is the first thing you'll get. I'd love to go shooting with you, too. I'm already saving soda bottles and milk jugs for targets.

 

[Dillinger]

If I fly out there can I not only have a chocolate but bring my rifles and go shooting with you?

Gulp... maybe even get a ... hug?

Go to the lit party thread and sign up... *smile*

 

[Weird Harold]

Go to the lit party thread and sign up... *smile*

I'm not saving a chocolate for four months for her. 48 hours is about the most I can promise to save one.