Somebody just smack me, please!

[perks]

Spring has sprung, and I'm a stalker. I just wanna quit it.

 

[DevilBoy79]

Spring has sprung, and I'm a stalker. I just wanna quit it.

ok here ya go *smack* happy?

 

[cuz cracker]

i have just the stalk for you!

 

[perks]

Re: Re: Somebody just smack me, please!

ok here ya go *smack* happy?

Actually, no. But thanks for playing.

 

[Ballboy]

Spring has sprung, and I'm a stalker. I just wanna quit it.

This is going to hurt me more than it does you..**whack** ... would you like another??

 

[perks]

Look boys, this wasn't a kinky invitation to turn me on. You can't handle this. Now run along.

 

[Mistress]

Bends over... If it makes you feel even the slightest bit better...you can spank err smack me instead

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

Look boys, this wasn't a kinky invitation to turn me on. You can't handle this. Now run along.

The big Tiger is quiet, lurking in the shadows. His senses piqued by the thoughts of soft white flesh. His tail is swishing, albeit slowly and stealthly in the high grass. He glances at the neck and imagines his jaws clamped down on it, holding her immobile. He glances down at the ass, sees it's inviting shape and his loins start to stir. She walks around cocky, shushing the boys away with a broom, not knowing that she's being stalked. He doesn't even notice this, really, all he sees is the soft white flesh, the meat...and wants it.

It looked like a kinky invitation to me
Sorry, gotta go. Perky.

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Are you here?

 

[perks]

YAY...
thank god, someone who understands I need to be smacked to knock some sense into me.

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

I'll smack your silly ass girly

 

[Mellon Collie]

Spring has sprung, and I'm a stalker. I just wanna quit it.

Awwww, stalking me?

Thanks Perky!

 

[perks]

Re: Re: Somebody just smack me, please!

Awwww, stalking me?

Thanks Perky!

Don't think I'm not, girlie

 

[russell]

smack

hey girl..waht have you been doing *smack upside da head

 

[Mellon Collie]

I've recently decided to start stalking you too. Please pay no mind to the weird chick following you around. I'm not dangerous I swear.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

HAY

i'm the lit stalker.

read title it's always been that

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

Stop stalking...leave it to the professionals.

 

[kiwiwolf]

Spring has sprung, and I'm a stalker. I just wanna quit it.

You!?!?... a stalker?!?!... Never... Morning Perks...

 

[KillerMuffin]

*smacks perkybutt*

 

[Guest]

 

[badmatt]

Mistress

Bends over... If it makes you feel even the slightest bit better...you can spank err smack me instead

You know....if I thought that offer applied to everyone, or at least to Me, I'd go right ahead and start spanking...I mean smacking...cause I just really need to right now...

 

[LordMagicMan]

*smack smack*