Some Thought For Food...

[Shaq]

no work for food...if I'm ever homeless I'll give my thoughts, opinions and social insights for food...

 

[Minkey Boodle]

How 'bout one Odor Eater insole, used?

 

[Shaq]

How 'bout one Odor Eater insole, used?

That will work...some odor eaters still have that foot odor...and some foot odors smell like corn chips....mmmm....corn chips...

 

[Minkey Boodle]

So where's my insight?

 

[Laurel]

I'm thirsty.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

I have a gatorade bottle of chaw droppin's you could guzzle.

 

[Shaq]

So where's my insight?

No insight...that requires actual corn chips for glucose...I'm afraid you'll have to settle for my imitation of homeless ranting...


ahhh....have you seen my windows...

 

[Jim_Henson]

So where's my insight?

Sold for corn chips I think...

 

[Shaq]

I have a gatorade bottle of chaw droppin's you could guzzle.

You know I'm drinking gatorade now...I really need to turn this webcam off when I'm not decent...

 

[Minkey Boodle]

What? No soda?

 

[Shaq]

What? No soda?

I wasn't supposed to drink anymore soda this week but I had a coke while waiting for my ride in Hardees...and my exercise regimen (someone called my guns skinny) today so I wanted to guzzle gatorade on the way home...

And it was 99 cents....32 oz for 99 cents...FOOD LION MVP Card sale...I got 2 bottelos...I would give one to Laurel but I drank out of it and I backwash as a precaution...

 

[Minkey Boodle]

So where's my 50 cents?

 

[Shaq]

So where's my 50 cents?

That was you I passed? How come you smelled like that Minkey?

And were you looking at my butt?

 

[Minkey Boodle]

I didn't have anything to eat the odor, so the odor took over.

I wasn't looking at your butt, I was looking at your knees.

 

[Shaq]

I didn't have anything to eat the odor, so the odor took over.

I wasn't looking at your butt, I was looking at your knees.

A person can't put a price on a good odor eater...Walmart tries...and as long as the keep trying my feet will smell like skunks having sex...

Did you notice I'm slightly bow legged?

 

[Minkey Boodle]

Do you run fast?

Or does the bow serve another purpose?

 

[Shaq]

Do you run fast?

Or does the bow serve another purpose?

The only other purpose it serves is people take pity on me when we do the Limbo...

 

[Minkey Boodle]

How low can ya go?

Did you steal my Gatorade? That's mean.

 

[Shaq]

How low can ya go?

Did you steal my Gatorade? That's mean.

I can only do about 5 inches less than my height...I ususally when...no one limbos to limbo anymore...it's all about the fancy moves and showboating...it's not about the purity of the limbo...


What flavor gatorade was yours? I like starfruit now...the most useless fruit makes a surprisingly refreshing flavor...

 

[Minkey Boodle]

But you're a giant, it must be real tough to limbo. I wanna see.

Mine was broccoli ice. It's a new flavor they're workin' on.

 

[Shaq]

But you're a giant, it must be real tough to limbo. I wanna see.

Mine was broccoli ice. It's a new flavor they're workin' on.

Anything with ice in it is good....I never thought I'd live to see the day when they could make ice coffee...but then again...I should have expected that with the technological breakthrough that is Icy Hot....

 

[Minkey Boodle]

And next up is Fierce Ruabaga.

 

[Laurel]

I used to spit in my food so my sister wouldn't try to steal any. It was pretty cutthroat around my house. We were a "mix three cans of water with the Campbells soup" kind of family.

 

[Shaq]

Ruabaga.

Are those those white things that are like turnips but not?

 

[Guest]