Some things should never come to pass.

[Aquila]

Like

• Your ass turning out like a sea cucumber and chiding you for eating spicy food.
  
• Super soakers full of nair hair
  
• Goat blood sucking demon bukakke parties
  

just to name a few.

So join your local chapter of
"I hate something or other and now I want to hump your leg"
and be free.