Some people don't have a clue.

[Guest]

I received this as 'feedback' this morning. I pity the poor lost soul that sent it. I think it is supposed to be flattering. Bless.

This message contains feedback for: Tatelou
This feedback was sent by: *********

Comments:

hi ..
came across ur profile on literotica
i am from the land of spices n kamasutra..lol
can u guess??
i have always loved mature women..as they are smart n intelligent n not
fussy like irls my age.
also they r natural n healthy and not
like the
malnourished ftv girls... they have something to
hold on to!!
would love to be ur friend....n more..

love
still

feitishes: i love to keep staring at the big
boobs n buttocks of my neighbouring aunts at family gatherings..
i think some of them like me ..but as usual the
question is who takes the first step!!
theres something bout ur profile which reminds me of my
aunt!!ahhh!!!(distantly related..not into incest)

fell free to create a story out of it..would love it...


So, in summary, I'm a mature M.I.L.F with a fat arse and big tits. I remind him of his aunt and he'd love to get to know me better, failing that, could I write a story about his exploits with her?

Hmmm, let me see. As I come from the land of rain and lard, I'm having a hard job working out where he comes from (yeah, right!)
Heck I'm only 30, it makes me wonder how young he is, to class me as 'mature.' "Not fussy" WTF does that mean? I am very picky, I'll have him know.

I'm sure he meant well, I'm just a little perplexed as to how to respond. I can't leave the poor boy wondering. Ha ha! If he'd mentioned my writing, or that he had in fact read one of my stories, that would give me something to go on.

I'm sure this kind of 'feedback' happens a lot, but this was a first for me. I get some very strong comments about me, and my pic, but they also say something about my stories. Any advice, one line quips, or suggestions?

Lou

 

[cookiejar]

I received this as 'feedback' this morning. I pity the poor lost soul that sent it. I think it is supposed to be flattering. Bless.

This message contains feedback for: Tatelou
This feedback was sent by: *********

Comments:

hi ..
came across ur profile on literotica
i am from the land of spices n kamasutra..lol
can u guess??
i have always loved mature women..as they are smart n intelligent n not
fussy like irls my age.
also they r natural n healthy and not
like the
malnourished ftv girls... they have something to
hold on to!!
would love to be ur friend....n more..

love
still

feitishes: i love to keep staring at the big
boobs n buttocks of my neighbouring aunts at family gatherings..
i think some of them like me ..but as usual the
question is who takes the first step!!
theres something bout ur profile which reminds me of my
aunt!!ahhh!!!(distantly related..not into incest)

fell free to create a story out of it..would love it...


So, in summary, I'm a mature M.I.L.F with a fat arse and big tits. I remind him of his aunt and he'd love to get to know me better, failing that, could I write a story about his exploits with her?

Hmmm, let me see. As I come from the land of rain and lard, I'm having a hard job working out where he comes from (yeah, right!)
Heck I'm only 30, it makes me wonder how young he is, to class me as 'mature.' "Not fussy" WTF does that mean? I am very picky, I'll have him know.

I'm sure he meant well, I'm just a little perplexed as to how to respond. I can't leave the poor boy wondering. Ha ha! If he'd mentioned my writing, or that he had in fact read one of my stories, that would give me something to go on.

I'm sure this kind of 'feedback' happens a lot, but this was a first for me. I get some very strong comments about me, and my pic, but they also say something about my stories. Any advice, one line quips, or suggestions?

Lou

Lol...I love it. I once got feedback from a guy who described his penis in detail, down to the very last ridge and vein.

After all that he said, "By the way, I didn't know how to approach you and I thought this was a great way to tell you about myself." I have no idea how old he was or what he looked like but I have a great description of his penis. I guess because I write erotica he thought that was the only part of him I was interested in.

Oh yea he also said "he was borned in a small town." I just answered and told him..."nice penis, I'll keep it in mind."

I find a little humor when you reply works best, but that's just me...Good luck!

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Some people don't have a clue.

Lol...I love it. I once got feedback from a guy who described his penis in detail, down to the very last ridge and vein.

After all that he said, "By the way, I didn't know how to approach you and I thought this was a great way to tell you about myself." I have no idea how old he was or what he looked like but I have a great description of his penis. I guess because I write erotica he thought that was the only part of him I was interested in.

Oh yea he also said "he was borned in a small town." I just answered and told him..."nice penis, I'll keep it in mind."

I find a little humor when you reply works best, but that's just me...Good luck!

Ha ha! I love that reply!

Thanks, Cookie, I'll keep humour in mind.

Loulou

 

[Pure]

say:

dear x,

hey thanksa lot. my mom made me put hr picture there ta discourage people frm asking me for sex. i'm prolly about yr
age n im sorry yr inta big tits n' stuff. mine r little but my bf says their sexy n we fuck like crazy but lemme say with yr attitude i wooden be fucking yr nice young dick, grls yr age r plenny hot but they lika lil respct.

 

[Quasimodem]

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The focus of this program is to identify, and monitor, individuals with a similar, or compatible mental aberration.

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Please hit "Reply" and "Send" after adding your Name, Address, and Telephone Number.

 

[Icingsugar]

So, in summary, I'm a mature M.I.L.F with a fat arse and big tits.[/B]

Strange guy. Where did he get all that from?

Mature? M.I.L.F? Sure, if by that you mean an attractive grown-up with kids.

Big tits? Can't see 'em, so how would I know? Fat arse? Sounds more like me.

Seriously though, it seems like some pepole just don't have a sense of style. That's it. Be kind to them and teach them about tact and manners if you have the patience. Or just hit delete. It ususally works.

 

[Guest]

Seriously, Loulou, I would simply say something like, "Thank you for your kind words, best to you." Don't reply to any particulars. He sounds very young and harmless but brook no more advances.

Purrditta

 

[Guest]

say:

dear x,

hey thanksa lot. my mom made me put hr picture there ta discourage people frm asking me for sex. i'm prolly about yr
age n im sorry yr inta big tits n' stuff. mine r little but my bf says their sexy n we fuck like crazy but lemme say with yr attitude i wooden be fucking yr nice young dick, grls yr age r plenny hot but they lika lil respct.

Pure, that's brilliant! The sad thing is he'd probably believe it.

Quasi, another gem, but I wonder if that would go straight over his head.

Maybe I could try a mixture of the two responses, that could be interesting.

But, yes, on reflection, I think Sugar and Purrditta have the right angle on it. It would leave him with a nice impression of me, while at the same time closing the door to any further advances.

Thanks, everyone.

Loulou

 

[Jenny _S]

came across ur profile on literotica
i am from the land of spices n kamasutra..lol
can u guess??
i have always loved mature women..as they are smart n intelligent n not
fussy like irls my age.
also they r natural n healthy and not
like the
malnourished ftv girls... they have something to
hold on to!!
would love to be ur friend....n more..

love
still

feitishes: i love to keep staring at the big
boobs n buttocks of my neighbouring aunts at family gatherings..
i think some of them like me ..but as usual the
question is who takes the first step!!
theres something bout ur profile which reminds me of my
aunt!!ahhh!!!(distantly related..not into incest)

fell free to create a story out of it..would love it...

Well Lou,
I get these all the time. They are "Surfers". They've never read a story on Lit. This guy sounds like another 13 year old with the spelling abilities of a second grader. In truth you are beautiful. But how in the world did he ever come to that conclusion about your boobs and butt?

Some guys just don't know how to meet anyone either on Lit or real life. I always respond the same way:

"If you want to meet and get to know someone on Lit you go about it the same way you would in real life. Mingle, talk to lots of people, get to be known. It won't be long before you hook up. Now stay the FUCK out of my PM box, asshole."

 

[pop_54]

Ahhhgg!!

Hey Lou, I'd never have sent that bloody e-mail if I'd known you were going to show it to the whole damn world

Care is needed with these strange types, if he's based on the other shores across the pond, write back with a few of the amusing comments suggested above, if he's on these shores put him on ignore. Less room to hide over here.

Probably a kid in heat, but you never can tell.

If you do write back, don't forget to remind him to change hands occasionally or he'll get blisters.

So when do I get some weird e-mails & PM's, you girls have all the fun

pops..........

 

[Guest]

Re: Ahhhgg!!

So when do I get some weird e-mails & PM's, you girls have all the fun

Pops, love, I'll send you a special vid-message as soon as I find my special camera lens.

Perdita

 

[pop_54]

Re: Re: Ahhhgg!!

Pops, love, I'll send you a special vid-message as soon as I find my special camera lens.

Perdita

Gulp!! I'm waiting, I'm waiting, oh yum, yum, yum, close up lense I hope purdy darling one

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Ahhhgg!!

close up lense I hope purdy darling one

Yeppers, only it keeps fogging up, and perdita won't keep still.

 

[oggbashan]

Aunty armpits

If Tatelou changed her av to show an armpit, she'd have a fan club on the Indian sub-continent within hours, and probably a dozen or so marriage proposals in a few days.

"neighbourhood aunts" are the local mature women he lusts after, not necessarily his older female relations.

Call yourself Mrs Tatelou Robinson and the UK and US will probably start competing fan clubs.

Great Uncle Og

 

[Guest]

Re: Aunty armpits

If Tatelou changed her av to show an armpit, she'd have a fan club on the Indian sub-continent within hours, and probably a dozen or so marriage proposals in a few days.

"neighbourhood aunts" are the local mature women he lusts after, not necessarily his older female relations.

Call yourself Mrs Tatelou Robinson and the UK and US will probably start competing fan clubs.

Great Uncle Og

Would I need to let the hair grow first, to get the full effect? (Ugh!)

Jenny, I like your take on it. I haven't replied to him yet, I can see no urgency. I will let him down gently, though.

Pops, I thought it seemed familiar! Thanks for the warnings, I am pretty certain he's a harmless little boy, but I suppose it is impossible to be sure.

Mrs T Robinson, Aunty to all.

 

[ffreak]

I knew I recognized you! It's me your long lost nephew!

I was raised by my grandparents. 'Mom' was the organizer of the local Grandmother's Club. I had 37 grandmothers as a result. Let me tell ya, it's great to be squeezed between 74 soft, pillowey breasts that all smell of flowers and fruit and powder. Of course it had no lasting effect on me at all - you can tell, right?

 

[Chicklet]

Lou, you're quite right about some people not having a clue. I received a feedback for my story "The Good Boy" along the same lines...but the kicker is that the person who wrote the feedback is the person who asked me to write the story, and he *knows* i'm only 21. Yet he still wrote me a feedback about me being an older woman, mature, went on to describe my "mature" features and body, etc etc...I was like, uh, okay...I wrote back to him "You know I'm only 21, right?" and he wrote back to me "You're the woman of my fantasies, so you can be whatever I want you to be." Sort of sick, but sort of true.

Your reader fantasized about you, and he made you into the "mature" woman he wanted. I think that that's what he meant, whether he knew how to say it or not...it's a sort of sick flattery, so don't let it bother you too much.

30 is *not* old. God help us all if it is.

-Chicklet

 

[Guest]

Lou, you're quite right about some people not having a clue. I received a feedback for my story "The Good Boy" along the same lines...but the kicker is that the person who wrote the feedback is the person who asked me to write the story, and he *knows* i'm only 21. Yet he still wrote me a feedback about me being an older woman, mature, went on to describe my "mature" features and body, etc etc...I was like, uh, okay...I wrote back to him "You know I'm only 21, right?" and he wrote back to me "You're the woman of my fantasies, so you can be whatever I want you to be." Sort of sick, but sort of true.

Your reader fantasized about you, and he made you into the "mature" woman he wanted. I think that that's what he meant, whether he knew how to say it or not...it's a sort of sick flattery, so don't let it bother you too much.

30 is *not* old. God help us all if it is.

-Chicklet

Blimey, Chicklet, now that's disturbing. *Gulp*

Seriously, though, I'm not bothered about this, I was more amused than anything. I thought this was the best place to come for a little quip to reply with, so I thought I'd share. How kind of me.

I guess to a 12 or 13 year old, 30 is a little old.

Feeling like a spring chicken,
Loulou

 

[gauchecritic]

30 is *not* old. God help us all if it is.

-Chicklet

Sorry chickie. 30 is old as is 21. Old is anytime after 19. You've got about 10 months left Earl.

Looks like I'll have to change my ID to LindaLovelace before I get any (in)decent feedback.

Lou-lou if you noticed he said "not fussy like irls my age".

IRLS = Information, Resources and Library Science.

Looks to me like some sort of school project and he thought you could help him get an 'A'.

Gauche

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Honestly, Lou, fun as it has been reading this thread, you're not seriously considering honoring that stupid little brat with a reply, are you?

An attitude of chilly, amused ignorance would be what this Swede recommends...

 

[Icingsugar]

30 is *not* old. God help us all if it is.

-Chicklet

It is if you're a parrot. Are you a parrot? I think not.

 

[deliciously_naughty]

I received this as 'feedback' this morning. I pity the poor lost soul that sent it. I think it is supposed to be flattering. Bless.

I'm sure this kind of 'feedback' happens a lot, but this was a first for me. I get some very strong comments about me, and my pic, but they also say something about my stories. Any advice, one line quips, or suggestions?

Lou

I would send it back to him with all the misspellings and poor grammar corrected and a short note saying that it was not flattering.

 

[Guest]

DN: I love your style. However, I haven't replied yet, doubt I ever will; I've got bigger fish to fry.

My first Erotic Horror story was posted on Lit this morning. Although it is one of my favourite stories (it's the kind of thing I enjoy reading, shock, horror!) I knew I was being rather brave, if a little stupid, posting it here.

So far it has had two votes, the first was a 5 , the second was a 1 . I know it happens a lot, but there are some very unagreeable people out there. I don't want to sound up myself, but I think I write pretty well, I take pride in my spelling and grammar, I also know how to weave a good plot. This person probably voted it 1 because they were shocked, disgusted, repulsed, whatever. However, there is a very obvious reason why I categorised as Erotic Horror, because it is horrific! Maybe I'm looking at it from the wrong angle, it might not have been sick and twisted enough for this person's liking.

Oh well, onward and upward. I won't let the bastards get me down. I write primarily for myself, becasue I enjoy it, I don't write for these people who don't appreciate it.

Defiantly,
Lou

 

[ffreak]

Dear Defiant -

Loved your story. Remind me not to come to your next bar-b-que though.

 

[Icingsugar]

Re: Re: Some people don't have a clue.

I would send it back to him with all the misspellings and poor grammar corrected...

Come on. we ass saw that message. That would take DAYS to write.


"ass"? "all", I mean. Makes me wonder if that was a freudian slip or a keyboard slip...