some general thoughts

[Oliver Clozoff]

I'm gonna have to start being blunter...

if offers of fellatio are the way people make up after board tussles.

Ok, here goes. I hate fucktards! Stupid people are... ummm... stupid! And mean people are jerks! And anyone who disagrees with me is a big poo-poo head!

*sits back and waits for irate board females to accost me so I can get make-up fellatio*

 

[Purple Haze]

That is soooo hot.

 

[Purple Haze]

The armpit thing....

 

[sigh]

Little Owen LOVES to lick armpits. No joke. Even with deodorant on them.

laurel, the fact that you know this is somewhat disturbing

 

[Problem Child]

Ollie, I think Purp wants you, but aside from that, being a prick is like having an orgasm- fake doesn't count.

 

[Purple Haze]

I'd rather have Owen.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

awwwwww... c'mon now, purp

I know deep down you care. How else do you explain the sweetheart roses, bon-bons and 11x17" xeroxes of your butt?

 

[Purple Haze]

Yeah but you won't lick my armpits.

Those dick photos you always liked? Fakes.

Hah!

Your enema fetish? I was so pretending to be interested.

My false teeth? A big fucking lie, I tell you. But it sounded good over the phone didn't it?

Max Headroom, my ass.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Nice one, Purp.

 

[kitsuke]

I don't post here that often, but I have to agree with Oliver on this one. I wish I could rant like that and the result being many different beautiful women offering me various forms of sexual gratification.

Gotta say, however you do it PC, I can only admire you for it.

 

[Purple Haze]

Hey, Oliver!

Mum mum mum mum.........LOL!

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

what does that mean?

 

[Problem Child]

Just go with it Ollie. It'll all make sense later. Or not- with Haze there's no guarantee.

 

[Laurel]

So we're all clear, I'm not training my cats to lick things. I lay down on my bed with my hands behind my head, and Owen comes right up and rests in my armpit and grooms it. He likes toes, too. Why? Because he's a cat, and cat's are freaks.

He also likes to eat facial tissues. I have to put all the tissue boxes in my house upside down, else he'll pull them out and eat them.

 

[Laurel]

I'd rather have Owen.

He IS a good-looking cat.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

he's a cat, and cats are freaks. He also likes to eat facial tissues.

Definitely freaks. My parents' cat literally eats leaves off the houseplants as well as ribbon from Christmas presents. She loves Christmas morning more than any of us because there's so much of it lying around. She also refuses to use the litterbox, preferring to poop on the dining room rug. Definite freak.

 

[Datadr]

Now PC sounds serious, and I happen to agree with him totally.

(fucknozzels?, hope I spelled it correctly?, can't seem to find it in a dictionary anywhere, but if a word was ever able to stand on its own, and clearly give its' meaning all by itself, this one does. I vote here and now that we immediately add it and fuckwad <I like that one too> to the next dictionary update)

 

[Dillinger]

He also likes to eat facial tissues. I have to put all the tissue boxes in my house upside down, else he'll pull them out and eat them.

Hey me too... I love to do that!

 

[beckbabe]

Jones Crusher

My baby's got
Jones-crushin' love
Jones-crushin' love
Jones-crushin' love
Well my baby's got
Jones-crushin' love
Jones-crushin' love
Jones-crushin' love
She don't merely fit like a glove
That little girl's got the jones . . .
That little girl's got the jones . . .

She's tryin' to
Grind up my jones
Grind up my jones
Grind up my jones
Well, she's tryin' to
Grind up my jones
Grind up my jones
Grind up my jones
She don't never wanna leave it alone
She can push, she can shove
Till it's just a nub
She can push, she can shove
Till it's just a nub
Just a nub . . .
Just a nub . . .

Here she comes
With her red dress on
Steam shoots out
From the sprinklers on the lawn
Eyes be rolling
On the concrete fawn
The wind can't blow
'Cause the sky is gone
The wind can't blow
'Cause the sky is gone
The wind can't blow
'Cause the sky is gone
The wind can't blow
'Cause the sky is gone

Jones crusher, jones crusher!
Deadly jaws, better get the gauze
She's a jones crusher, jones crusher
Deadly jaws, better get the gauze
She's a . . . mmmh . . . ouch!
Hey, look out for them the deadly jaws!
Aw, can you tell it, baby, OOOUUUCH!

Oh, jones . . .

~FZ

 

[SexyChele]

Re: I'm gonna have to start being blunter...

if offers of fellatio are the way people make up after board tussles.

Ok, here goes. I hate fucktards! Stupid people are... ummm... stupid! And mean people are jerks! And anyone who disagrees with me is a big poo-poo head!

*sits back and waits for irate board females to accost me so I can get make-up fellatio*

Ollie, how dare you use "poo-poo"! What were you thinking, and how could you say that? That was just stupid!


Ok, tussle over - does that mean I get to suck your cock now?

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

It worked! It worked!

I can't believe it!

ummm... I mean... I'm still kinda mad, but I suppose I can find it in my heart to patch things up and let you make it up to me, SexyChele.

Note to other board guys: This offending/making-up thing is a sex goldmine. You gotta try it!!

 

[TN_Vixen]

PC

great post.

I learned some brand new bad words.

 

[SexyChele]

Re: It worked! It worked!

I can't believe it!

ummm... I mean... I'm still kinda mad, but I suppose I can find it in my heart to patch things up and let you make it up to me, SexyChele.

Note to other board guys: This offending/making-up thing is a sex goldmine. You gotta try it!!

Don't worry, Ollie - got just thing to help you get over still bein' mad!