I'm sitting at home alone here today, my spouse is at work (and let me add that we're in an open relationship before you accuse me of being a cheating bastard), and I'm trying my hardest to keep focused on what little work I have left to do. But, I'll be honest here, I'm failing miserably. I'm feeling horny, would really like to get laid. But nobody I know is around and available. So like all those lonely, angry losers, I turn to the Internet for sex. Except I'm not lonely (well, perhaps tonight I am), angry (except when I'm driving, then I'm filled with rage that burns brighter than a thousand suns), or a loser (assuming an eternal student doesn't count as a loser). Now I've lost my focus.
Right, I'm looking for an online sex partner. Chat mostly, but I'm open to some video fun as well. I like to be watched and be the watcher too. Mostly I like to be watched... I think you get the general idea of what I'm looking for at this point. If you're interested in what I look like, and you probably are, I'm tall, thin, short brown hair, beard, glasses. I've been described as a "cute nerdy-hipster" (not my words). I suppose if you don't want to talk about fucking we can talk about my record collection instead. You should be... interested in doing something like this. Though if you're smart, witty, and eloquent those are huge turn-ons!
Right, I'm looking for an online sex partner. Chat mostly, but I'm open to some video fun as well. I like to be watched and be the watcher too. Mostly I like to be watched... I think you get the general idea of what I'm looking for at this point. If you're interested in what I look like, and you probably are, I'm tall, thin, short brown hair, beard, glasses. I've been described as a "cute nerdy-hipster" (not my words). I suppose if you don't want to talk about fucking we can talk about my record collection instead. You should be... interested in doing something like this. Though if you're smart, witty, and eloquent those are huge turn-ons!
