Soma's Steamy Reviews

[Soma99]

Did you know that Netflix has "tags" on their shows- kinda like on the stories here. Well one of those tags is "Steamy"- this means a show has some sex in it, often times with a kinda Cinemax vibe to it.

I've been thinking about doing a review of some of these shows, or trying to make a watch along group.... I don't know, but tonight the correct set up hit me. I'm gonna review some show I found with the tag while extremely high. Sooooo the edibles are going and I'm ready for the first review.

 

[Soma99]

I'm gonna start this journy (and by journy I mean possibly this one show and then pass out and not remember I did this) with the first episiode of the shoe "SHE"

I'm going to do the dubs English because I don't think I can give my thoughts on this show while reading subtities.

From my understanding its a cop show about a woman who goes undercover as a hooker. Lets see how this goes:


OK - coming back to edit this- at the 23 minute mark of the episode their are some acts that don't feel fully consensual. Please avoid anything further if that is a not for you.

 

[Soma99]

ok first thing I notice is even though I turned the dubbing on the subtitles are also still on and now my tv seems very complicated and I might need to lay down and hope this problem fixes itself. I'm off to a good start and I think there is a guy picking out a hooker.

 

[Soma99]

OK OK OK - I concentrated really hard and got the captions off. OK- the dubbing is very bad and this show is reallllllllllly aggressive- nothing subtle at all.

OK 10 minutes in and we have our first plot twist- the undercover cop is being taken to a place other than where the prostition sting was supposed to happen (is "sting" the right word, that sounds like something my grandfather would say when he was taking about hookers. He wasn't right in the head, dont worry)

I Thinks shes on her own now- gonna have to play by HER OWN RULES

 

[30bandits]

i think your watching porn clips threads were better...i mean, so far, this one is off to a rough start soma.

 

[Soma99]

i think your watching porn clips threads were better...i mean, so far, this one is off to a rough start soma.

a little more steammmmmmm would be appreciated.

 

[Soma99]

ok so the middle ten minutes is flash back to how this got set up- totally unnecessary - but we are back in the present and our hero looks very nervous.

 

[Soma99]

ok..... well that was a TV show that I watched. It was not good. I'm sure it's not good. I think it's a bit rapey..... ummmmm might i watch another?...... I don't know- maybe.

OK- so maybe I'll do like a rating of some thing for these shows. 1 to 10 scale

Production Value: 4

Plot- 3

Sexy? 2

Overall: 3

I still might see what they do going forward. Or I'll realize that was horrible and never think about it again.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

This is like Joe Bob Briggs only I don’t actually have to watch the crappy media! Woohoo.

 

[Shanes_OralOrations]

Every once in a while I go through a phase where I try to watch steamy or artsy sex movies that are trying to be porn and high brow at the same time. There have a been a few I've enjoyed, but most of the time my dick says "fuck this, let's go watch some real porn," which I then do, make a nice big sticky mess and give up the "almost porn" stuff again for a while.

 

[Soma99]

Every once in a while I go through a phase where I try to watch steamy or artsy sex movies that are trying to be porn and high brow at the same time. There have a been a few I've enjoyed, but most of the time my dick says "fuck this, let's go watch some real porn," which I then do, make a nice big sticky mess and give up the "almost porn" stuff again for a while.

Ya I get that- I guess I should have been a little clearer on what I’m looking for here

(suggestions welcome- I have no self control so I pay for basically every streaming service - I think I might pay for two Disney subscriptions somehow)

I’m looking for something easy for my THC riddled brain to follow while also perking me up with a bunch of sex when I start lose focus. Unintentionally funny is also a plus.

Anyways- not tonight but I will for sure try something else soon