Somali Terrorist Plot in Kansas Foiled!

Trump's next wall will be on the Portuguese border.
That will really piss-off the Brits, who have long had friendly relations with Portugal. I mean, where do you think all that Port wine comes from -- Switzerland? Yeah, I can see Tromp instituting a naval blockade. But wily Port-runners will evade the lumbering American warships now covered with really yuge and classy gold and marble decorations to look like, y'know, Tromp yachts.

Meanwhile, back in Kansas... Just wait till next tornado season. See what the Hand of Gawd wipes out first -- a Somali or other Muslim apartment complex, or a redneck Baptist trailer park?
 
"met with an undercover FBI employee "


Funny how there's always an undercover FBI dude involved.
 
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