Solution: Which came first - Chicken or Egg?

[Guest]

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.

The chicken is leaning against the headboard, a satisfied smile on its face.

The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

No, I did not author this; sent to me. - Perdita

 

[wildsweetone]

geez Perdita you spoiled the fun! i've been wondering for years why the chooks at ma and pa's house have been running around with smiles on their beaks. was imagining all manner of reasons.

*sigh*









*waiting for the inevitable yolks*

 

[Wicked-N-Erotic]

Here's a visual to go with that.

Wicked

 

[Guest]

Here's a visual to go with that. - Wicked

HHAHAHAHHAHHAhahhahahhhahahah... Thanks!

 

[MathGirl]

Hur hur

Dear Purd and WnE,
Well done bofya.
MG

 

[Guest]

Re: Hur hur

Dear Purd and WnE,
Well done bofya.
MG

Thanks, Midge.

 

[pop_54]

No sorry

No sorry love, the 'Cock' always comes first.




Little chick talking to mummy chicken.

"Mummy how do we get born"

"We don't get born darling, we get laid".

Little chick thinks for a minute or two.

"Mummy"?

"Yes darling"

"Do humans get laid".

"Only if they aren't chicken darling"



Sorry I'll go, byeee

 

[Guest]

absolved

No sorry love, the 'Cock' always comes first.
Sorry I'll go, byeee

No apolgies necessary here. Good one, Pop. I submit.

Pernicious Perdita

 

[gauchecritic]

Never mind how but why would a chicken be having sex with an egg? I mean do you care if your vibrator cums?

Gauche

 

[Guest]

egg-bashing

Never mind how but why would a chicken be having sex with an egg? I mean do you care if your vibrator cums?
Gauche

Monsieur Gauche, one of my favorite vibes is shaped like an egg and I call him Humpty-Dumpty. I care very much about his needs and give him only the best batteries, not to mention the best nesting place. - Perdita