Stout chap
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The territory of Svalbard.
It is, gentlemen, enslaved to those most bloodthirsty, exploitive, unprincipled, dastardly, and all around bounders the Norwegians. Yes, gentlemen, WEGIES! For years, while the rest of us have been fighting wars and generally being good chaps, the Wegies have held on to Svalbard. At one point, Great Britain mined there, as did some of our lesser European neighbours, but Wegies completely took it over while we went about the business of holding on to the rest of the world. To add insult to injury, that most tyrannic villain, liar, and scoundrel Roald Amundson used it to prepare for his aeroplane expedition to the North Pole! How appropriate, gentlemen, were we chaps to recapture it from the control of the Wegies. The only challenge to this dictatorship of Svalbard has, apparently, been the Ruskies -- not much separating a Ruskie from a Wegie, I say.
You should all get your horses at the ready, b'god! Of course, I'm not taking my horse on this expedition, primarily because it is dead, but also because not taking a horse would mean I shall finally get an opportunity to test the Stoutchap Unstoppable Vehicle (S.U.V.):
Constructed in Germany with the latest technology.
It is, gentlemen, enslaved to those most bloodthirsty, exploitive, unprincipled, dastardly, and all around bounders the Norwegians. Yes, gentlemen, WEGIES! For years, while the rest of us have been fighting wars and generally being good chaps, the Wegies have held on to Svalbard. At one point, Great Britain mined there, as did some of our lesser European neighbours, but Wegies completely took it over while we went about the business of holding on to the rest of the world. To add insult to injury, that most tyrannic villain, liar, and scoundrel Roald Amundson used it to prepare for his aeroplane expedition to the North Pole! How appropriate, gentlemen, were we chaps to recapture it from the control of the Wegies. The only challenge to this dictatorship of Svalbard has, apparently, been the Ruskies -- not much separating a Ruskie from a Wegie, I say.
You should all get your horses at the ready, b'god! Of course, I'm not taking my horse on this expedition, primarily because it is dead, but also because not taking a horse would mean I shall finally get an opportunity to test the Stoutchap Unstoppable Vehicle (S.U.V.):
Constructed in Germany with the latest technology.
