"Soap Opera Scenario" Quiz

[Aurora Black]

If you were in a soap opera, what kind of character would you be? What would you do? Whose spouse would you steal? How long would you last in that coma?

Find out your Soap Opera Scenario.

Aurora, in your soap opera scenario, you're The Evil Twin

No matter what form The Evil Twin takes, be it the alter ego of the town sweetheart, a jilted lover, corporate raider, or one of many multiple personalities, they play an integral part in any soap — driving the plotline and keeping things interesting. Sure, they might be a backstabber who's out for their own good. But they're just so darn good at it; they're irresistible.

Okay, so maybe you're not quite evil-to-the-core. It's more that you're probably driven — although you sometimes might fall prey to that internal struggle between good and bad. It's not like you wanted to buy that Gucci bag on your husband's card and blame it on his secretary... and who can prove that the dog didn't eat that last piece of chocolate cake? It's just that like most Evil Twins, you know what you want — and you like to get it.

It takes work to reach your goals in life. If that means taking control of the family fortune by locking your sister in an abandoned lighthouse, or seeing to it that the Board votes you in as CEO because your father has mysteriously disappeared (he's locked in the lighthouse with your sister), you're on it. How can we blame such raw ambition and willpower that gets the job done? So keep at it. Just try to use your Evil Twin powers for good, okay?

 

[Guest]

Sarahh, in your soap opera scenario, you're The New Girl in Town

While the rest of the town is swapping lovers, backstabbing friends, and selling family out, The New Girl in Town is one of the few characters with any real heart — or integrity. Somehow The New Girl makes it through all the episodes untarnished, with her sterling reputation and optimism intact.

While you may not have just fallen off the turnip truck like The New Girl in Town, you probably share a certain sunny disposition with her, looking on the bright side of things, and giving people the benefit of the doubt. And because of your outlook, people are probably irresistibly attracted to you.

If your half-stepbrother were accused of stealing a secret formula, you'd probably be first to run to his defense — trying to uncover clues that point to the true culprit. When they free him on all charges and arrest the right man, people probably won't even start nasty rumors about the coincidence that you started dating the Chief of Police around the same time that your bro was first arrested.

So enjoy your popularity as The New Girl in Town. Just watch your back for those folks who don't have such kind intentions or you might find yourself careening off a cliff or getting framed for someone else's transgressions. That's the only way anyone could get a New Girl in Town like you down.

I like yours better, 'Rora.

 

[Aurora Black]

I like yours better, 'Rora.

You're plucky.

I must admit I like the idea of fucking up someone's brakes if he cheats on me with my cousin, though. Two birds with one stone.

 

[Guest]

You're plucky.

I must admit I like the idea of fucking up someone's brakes if he cheats on me with my cousin, though. Two birds with one stone.

I almost clicked that one.

 

[Remec]

I like yours better, 'Rora.

Yeah, I think I do too. (I was also the New Girl(?) in Town. Is there some hidden rule of writing these quizzes that says they can't be written in a genderless way? hehehe)

 

[Guest]

 

[Aurora Black]

I almost clicked that one.

*opens eyes, sits up in hospital bed with a gasp, pulls out IVs*

The minister said "Til death do us part, bitch! Now you're gonna PAY!"

 

[Guest]

*opens eyes, sits up in hospital bed with a gasp, pulls out IVs*

The minister said "Til death do us part, bitch! Now you're gonna PAY!"

Oooh.

I love it when you talk dirty.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Mine~

The Wise Benefactor

What soap opera doesn't have the all-powerful, head of the family who's been on-air since the pilot episode? Sure, The Wise Benefactor has probably come back from comas, near fatal accidents, abductions, mysterious illnesses, botched murders, and multiple corporate takeovers. But they're the heart of the show with their integrity, sense of right and wrong, and ability to magically make things happen around the town.

Like The Wise Benefactor, you're a true original who can't be replaced — which is why you're sure to be around for a long time. There's just no substitute for your wise and powerful personality. And people can't help but to ask for your advice when times are tough. That's because they know you'll tell it like it is.

Always a warm soul, though sometimes you do exhibit some cold ambition, you keep your family together and are probably also the center for lots of happenings. The town wouldn't be the same without you, so keep doling out the advice, giving folks a hand-up when they need it, and putting people in their place when the time is right. If it weren't for you, who would keep the family, much less the town, afloat?

 

[Aurora Black]

The Wise Benefactor

What soap opera doesn't have the all-powerful, head of the family who's been on-air since the pilot episode? Sure, The Wise Benefactor has probably come back from comas, near fatal accidents, abductions, mysterious illnesses, botched murders, and multiple corporate takeovers. But they're the heart of the show with their integrity, sense of right and wrong, and ability to magically make things happen around the town.

Like The Wise Benefactor, you're a true original who can't be replaced — which is why you're sure to be around for a long time. There's just no substitute for your wise and powerful personality. And people can't help but to ask for your advice when times are tough. That's because they know you'll tell it like it is.

Always a warm soul, though sometimes you do exhibit some cold ambition, you keep your family together and are probably also the center for lots of happenings. The town wouldn't be the same without you, so keep doling out the advice, giving folks a hand-up when they need it, and putting people in their place when the time is right. If it weren't for you, who would keep the family, much less the town, afloat?

Whoo hoo!

 

[LadyCibelle]

Why am I NOT surprised

LadyC, in your soap opera scenario, you're The Wise Benefactor

What soap opera doesn't have the all-powerful, head of the family who's been on-air since the pilot episode? Sure, The Wise Benefactor has probably come back from comas, near fatal accidents, abductions, mysterious illnesses, botched murders, and multiple corporate takeovers. But they're the heart of the show with their integrity, sense of right and wrong, and ability to magically make things happen around the town.

Like The Wise Benefactor, you're a true original who can't be replaced — which is why you're sure to be around for a long time. There's just no substitute for your wise and powerful personality. And people can't help but to ask for your advice when times are tough. That's because they know you'll tell it like it is.

Always a warm soul, though sometimes you do exhibit some cold ambition, you keep your family together and are probably also the center for lots of happenings. The town wouldn't be the same without you, so keep doling out the advice, giving folks a hand-up when they need it, and putting people in their place when the time is right. If it weren't for you, who would keep the family, much less the town, afloat

 

[Aurora Black]

Why am I NOT surprised

Neither am I.