So.
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lovetoread
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I'm down with the fighting and ice cream.
Phelia
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Liar
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Yay!
Maybe I should have mentioned, but the ice cream will be laced with heroin.
Oh, in that case lemme get my brass knuckles.
Phelia
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Take heed. I am well versed in the ancient martial art of watching Karate Kid movies.
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Even the one with the Will Smith spawn?
ms_ann_thrope
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Oh good. Phelia is here to make everything right as rain and to talk about her ex-lovers.
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ms_ann_thrope
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cjh
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There are worse roles than Puck.
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cjh
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Caught me.
How do you squeeze into that Jen outfit?
The lack of brainroom has to be uncomfortable.
Phelia
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Ah, yes. I remember the day I became a woman quite clearly. It was a balmy July afternoon and the air was thick with the hum of cicadas. I still recall what he said to me as he looked into my eyes. "Okay, Phelia. We're going to anaesthetize you and remove your penis."
Here I come to save the day!
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I'm in.Yay!
Maybe I should have mentioned, but the ice cream will be laced with heroin.
As long as everyone realizes it's just an experiment.
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Phelia
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Oh, fantastic. And yes, of course. It's a triple-blind experiment, so you have to poke yourself in the eye and then shut them, tight.
And no one is allowed to order pistachio. Fuck pistachio. If your ice cream is green, it darned well better be mint.
I don't make the rules. I just make the heroin.
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Skiddles2014
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Ain't no party like an ice cream party
cuz an ice cream party gots heroin.
cuz an ice cream party gots heroin.
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And Fluffernutters.
Phelia
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Oh man I just noticed that I also typed "you're" instead if "your." I swear, it's just because I'm typing on my phone and also high off my gourd on heroin.
Heroin flavored ice creak would be fine; thank you for checking. You're (your) a gentleman and I look forward to our vicious parking lot brawl.
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JohnnySavage
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Would the entire creak be heroin flavored or just the ice portions?
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