So You've Told Us About your Cock and Your Tongue, Now Tell Us About Your Big Toe

My big toe is nice, but it has a bit of a callus on the side, and I have to pumice it often to keep it smooth.

Wanna fuck my toe lavender?
 
Sorry, but I can only think of "Toe-Cheese" and not only am I no longer horny, but I'm running for the Clorox. I'm not afflicted with it, but after being in the military and seeing a little bit of that sort of thing on others... no way. Toes need clorox.
 
My big toe..

Well.. This is funny.. I was just complaining to someone about how I have such large feet.. And large feet they are! Size sixteen, soon to be seventeen.. My brother says my shoes resemble water skis.. Anyway.. As for my big toe(s), my toe(s) measure about 3" in length and a little less than 2" in diameter, about half the diameter of my cock.. Anywho.. My big toe(s) always seem to ruin my socks the quickest.. They practically destroy the seams @ the toe of the sock, thus rendering them useless..
 
My big toes are the bigest of my toes, they are on the insides of my feet, they have nails on them and a little bit of hair.

:D hehe
 
Blushing Rose said:
the 'salad tosser' can fuck her own toe ~ I seen it wif mah own two eyez!

And what a disgusting sight it is too :eek:
 
Finally! Something I can post a pic of!

Only anybody who knows me really well, or has seen my shoe off can identify me by this pic. I have a fairly large big toe (size 12 foot), but otherwise normal. How people could identify me by this foot pic is the scars; see the two long scars on the foot beneath the other toes? That is where they cut me open to put my foot back together after I crushed it with a motorcycle (showing off popping a wheelie).

Surgeon did a pretty good job - especially considering what it looked like before he worked on it. Now all I have is a few scars.
 
Re: My big toe..

gridiron said:
As for my big toe(s), my toe(s) measure about 3" in length and a little less than 2" in diameter, about half the diameter of my cock..

:eek:

Four inch diameter cock? Isn't that bigger than say a soda can size???
 
Re: Re: My big toe..

Cheyenne said:


:eek:

Four inch diameter cock? Isn't that bigger than say a soda can size???
Uh yeah - a lot larger; four inches is about the size of a Mayonaisse jar or larger.

Methinks GI was knocked one too many times when tackled and forgot the difference between diameter and circumference.

What do you say GI? Did you get piled on one too many times? :D
 
I have a startling big toe on my right foot lavender. It causes people to stop and stare when I walk down the beach. I'm not sure but I think it's from jealousy. There is no nail on it you see.
It's so smooth I can polish it and my girl friend once painted a cute little face on it and called it Mister Clean. I save quite a bit on toenail clippers too.
 
Well.....*looks down at big toe*


It's big, it's hairy, it has recently been clipped, its a toe. :D


What more could you want?
 
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