So...Your online/RL relationship is over. Lets heal each other.

[modest mouse]

Love hurts, for many days and weeks and months.

You can wallow or you can allow me to assist you in your time of need.

As the Peaches sing: "Fuck the Pain away".

Resolution and understanding will arrive later, being slathered in cum and sweat is your (and my) salvation this moment.

I care. Let me help.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I'll be right over. I want you to heal my soul with your seed.

 

[lilminx]

I'm here, waiting to be saved by you, MM.

 

[Angel]

Fuck yeah, can I be the spread on a Ruby/lilminx sandwich, with MM as the hunk of meat?

 

[lavender]

 

[lilminx]

Sounds like this has the potential the get *very* interesting...

 

[lavender]

 

[modest mouse]

I feel your pain.

Angel, you can be the cheese in this love hoagie.

lavender, shut the fuck up with that nonsense.

 

[Gingersnap]

A new Lit motto is born......... I FEEL THE NEED FOR SEED!!!

 

[Andreina]

*sitting down in my armchair with popcorn and a bottle of lemonade* get it going....

*readjust the camcorder on the tripod*

Lavy... a bit more to the left.... yes - just there. Thank You.

This is going to be SO good.


Halo

 

[SimplySouthern]

Don't mind me with all the Audio-Visual Equipment.

For every good Organization, there is a motto.
For every good Motto, there is phamplets/public service videos.

Hey, this is for the good of Lit ladies!

Don't be stingy, get with the girl-on-girl lovin'.

 

[modest mouse]

[realization]

I'm destined to watch hot, sensual, sexy women get it on....from the sidelines. This is most distressing.

[/realization]

Lets fuck!

I need healing!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Don't mind me, ladies. I'm just taking notes. Hey, MM, you're not doing anything, would you sharpen some of my pencils please? You're such a doll. Hang on to them and I'll grab them when I need them. If you could keep them sharpened, that'd be great. I smear pen ink, it's very ugly. You're so wonderful to do this for me! You're a sweetheart. A rea- why are you breaking my pencils?

 

[Laurel]

You know, this thread is what Lit is all about: friends coming together to help each other. *sniff* *tears up* It's so beautiful... I need a Kleenex...



Now, back to the fucking...

 

[KillerMuffin]

Yeah, yeah, whatever, Laurel. *shoves a box of Puffs under her nose* Do you have any pencils? MM just broke all of mine and threw them at me. How'm I supposed to do research without pencils?!?!

 

[Cheyenne]

Token cock???? Sounds good to me.

I already have a pussy of my own. A cock is always most welcome.

 

[Avery_Chisholm]

Needs a good fuckin 2 forget my

gloomy situation can ya count me in 2...?

 

[Svedish_Chef]

"Heal me up"

 

[MissTaken]

Do we need to take a number?


The sign at the desk says, "The doctor is in."

He is? Where?

Alright already....WHO is he in????

 

[modest mouse]

Laurel, to paraphrase A League Of Their Own; "There's no crying at an orgy!"

*

KM, a mouse, even a modest mouse, can only be rebuffed from sampling your muffiny ass so many times. Eventually I got mad. Make up fuck?

*

Chey, One cock for your 'welcome mat', cumming right up.

*

Avery, turn that frown upside down, and get busy on pleasuring these gorgeous women.

*

Miss T, You know when you do that right in front of me I'll be inside of you before you can gasp.

 

[Pan718]

EDITTED BY THE OFFICE OF HOMELAND SECURITY.

The former text of this message has been editted by directive of The Office Of Homeland Security. Gov. Tom Ridge, Executive Director, regrets that readers of this fine website will not be able to enjoy the comments of this contributor, however he believes that the increased security of your fellow citizens understandably outweighs your desire for said contributor's clever comments.

With appreciation for playing your part in the war on Terrorism,

Sincerely,

Debra Bracken
Executive Assistant to Mr. Ridge

 

[modest mouse]

<This document shredded to protect the innocent as well as the guilty>

 

[Pan718]

Mouse,

I'm so sorry. If I put you in any personal danger I must apologize for my carelessness.

Thanks again for the fine patriotic work you do. If only other Lit readers could be told the full story. I'm sure someday that story will be told, but until that time know that you have my undying respect.

Pan

 

[lavender]

Re: Mouse,

 

[Pan718]

Re: Re: Mouse,

Pan -

Can I sit on your lap while you tell me the story? I'm sure it would be oh so entertaining.

Of course, Lavy...

<Thinking to self... "...but how can I be sure she's not a security risk? She might be wearing a wire... Hmmm... Mouse's life could be at stake! I'm going to have to frisk her while I tell the story, so I can be certain there's nothing there that shouldn't be! It's the least I can do for this great nation of ours.">

But I need to warn you, it's a long story and very touching...

<<REALLY thinking -- This is why I never visit the RP boards laughing>>