So your doorbell rings......

[RhumbRunner13]

and there standing outside is everyone you've had a romantic relationship with!

First love, one night stands, lying cheats, Ex's, spring break "friends", mistakes, long lost and recent loves.

What'cha gonna do when they come for YOU?

Rhumb

 

[Private Vasquez]

take your clothes off and invite them all in for tea and cookies

 

[RawHumor]

Whip out my cock, since that'd be the reason they're back.



Okay, maybe not.

Ummm... run!

 

[perks]

tell them they can't stay here. For god's sake I only have a two bedroom.

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Well some of those standing outside the door know one another....


I would only invite the ones I truly liked .. the others I would ask if they would mind go getting some snacks or some thing....

 

[JazzManJim]

We'll all get in the Volkswagon Beetle in which they arrived and we'll go out to dinner. There'll probably be room there to pick up one more person, too....

 

[sunstruck]

Start my own football team?

(I'm so full of shit)

 

[RhumbRunner13]

Whip out my cock, since that'd be the reason they're back.



Okay, maybe not.

Ummm... run!

I'd be tempted to "shuffel off" too, but then I don't think I made Too many enemies?
It would probably be interesting.

Rhumb

 

[RhumbRunner13]

Start my own football team?

(I'm so full of shit)

With a full stadium?

 

[sunstruck]

With a full stadium?

Course!

 

[MechaBlade]

I'd say ORGY!

but orgies generally consist of more than 2 people.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Pass out lil 'Hi, My Name Is:' name tags... we won't discuss why.

And then send someone out for a keg. Most of my ex flames not only know each other, they're friends.

Of course, I'd have to pray like hell that my husband didn't come home. He's pretty sure I'm as pure as snow.

 

[RhumbRunner13]

Way to go!!!!

Course!

Big game at the Rose Bowl! SRO.

Rhumb

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

Spontaneously combust

 

[Ginny]

So your doorbell rings......and there standing outside is everyone you've had a romantic relationship with!



"ooooh fuckkkk!"......<door slam>

 

[Spinaroonie]

Turn on music.

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

Spontaneously combust

Right after I turn to my wife and say, "Honey, we've got company for dinner."

 

[OpposingBalance]

take your clothes off and invite them all in for tea and cookies

heh heh
yeah, what PV said

 

[Ishmael]

and there standing outside is everyone you've had a romantic relationship with!

First love, one night stands, lying cheats, Ex's, spring break "friends", mistakes, long lost and recent loves.

What'cha gonna do when they come for YOU?

Rhumb

You are a sick man Rhumb. To much thin air or something.

I'd try to think fast of a way to sort them out. They are there for a reason and that's what I want to know, real fast.

The first order of business is an orderly entrance to the house. Strip search mandantory. This move is motivated far more by self preservation than any sexual desire.

Then again, I wonder how many I'd actually recognize?

Ishmael

 

[Guest]

I've had dreams like this.

In those, we end up having make-up sex after lots of arguing about who broke up with whom.

 

[Georgia Girl]

Have them get in a line across the lawn <might have to borrow the neighbors a bit too, I only have 13 acres> and proceed down in an orderly manner, checking to make sure what I remember is still there and giving it a squeeze. After the first cursory inspections I would then move along the line choosing "you, you, you, oh hell yes you, please will you Sir, uumm baby yes", invite those in and tell the others to come back another day, all spaces are currently occupied.

Sounds like a good plan to me.

Dawn

 

[sabbathstorm]

Watch and see who my first sexual partner hits on

 

[SexySlut2]

Die!

 

[Wiggles]

I would be out the back window by the second ring.

God would that be scary.

 

[lobito]

As the resident Male Ho, I have to say my cyber partners far out number real life partners. If they were to show up, I have no idea what I'd do.