So you know.

Are you going to let me know or what?

I'm not aware of too many things.
I know what I know if you know what I mean.
 
Energy 360kj/85kcal
Protein 1.2g
Carbohydrate 20g
(of which sugers) 18.5g
Fat 0g
(of which saturates) 0g
Fibre 0g
Sodium 6.2g

Typical values per 100g
 
At first no one needed to die. Then one day God wanted to see whether man or snake was worthy of immortality, and so he arranged a race between them. During the race the man met a woman. He stopped to smoke and chat with her for so long that the snake reached God first. And so God told man: The snake is worthier than you - it shall be immortal, but you shall die, and all your race.

African story, Gudji and Darasa tribes
 
Originally writen by Arnold Toynbee
Death is the price paid by the life for an enhancement of the complexity of a live organism's structure.
 
Originally writen by Thomas Robert Malthus
The power of population is so superior to the power in the earth to produce subsistence for man, that premature death must in some shape or the other visit the human race.
 
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My italics. The chick can spell.
 
I was wondering what's it like to work 24/7. That's all.
Should I have said seven burns? You ain't thick, are you.
 
Nightie-night, mate.

Originally posted by Jean De La Fontaine
Death can take all ills away;
But here we are, and here would stay.
Better to suffer than to die
Is Everyman's philosophy.
Not my italics.
 
you lost me right before and right after the edie brickell quote.

but that's not real hard to do.
 
That was my point.

Originally posted by Woody Allen
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
I don't dig his movies.
 
I found this on the 13th place from the top on the first page of serch engine - keyword: ChilledVodka.
 
Camels are pregnant for 13 months.

I'm so gonna watch the Commonwealth Game!
 
Women's 1m spring board diving final:

Three Canadians
Two Aussies
One English

I'm betting on An Aussie Gold.
 
I was right. An Aussie with Ukrainian-sounding name won the gold.

Men's competition is full of six-paqs which will put yayati in his place.
 
For Gypsy12345: My favouritest persons in the whole fucking universe.

Little Deaths - Ellen Datlow

The title, Little Deaths, comes from the French term 'la petite mort' a euphemism for 'orgasm' in popular use around the 17h century. Both William Shakespeare and John Donne regularly used a derivative of the expression, 'to die' as an orgasmic metaphor in their works. It was thought by many that for every climax attained, some of the male life-force was drained and therefore brought one that much closer to death. This idea can be traced to several sources including Aristotle, who believed that semen was drops of the brain and that the more a man ejacurated the smaller his brain became; Galen, the Greek physician and writer working in Rome, who thought that if Olympic athletes could be castrated in such a way that their reserves of heat would not be disrupted by the operation, they would be stronger; and Soranus of Ephesus, another Roman Greek who believed that men who remained chaste were stronger and healthier than those who did not. This idea is still popular in modern times as athletes often prefer to conserve their sexual energy before an important game or race.











P.S. FishyJay:
Part 1 & 2 were interesting, but 3 & 4 I haven't bothered. The idea of it is far too diabolical for me to contemplate. Thank you anyway.
 
Re: For Gypsy12345: My favouritest persons in the whole fucking universe.

ChilledVodka said:
Little Deaths - Ellen Datlow

The title, Little Deaths, comes from the French term 'la petite mort' a euphemism for 'orgasm' in popular use around the 17h century. Both William Shakespeare and John Donne regularly used a derivative of the expression, 'to die' as an orgasmic metaphor in their works.

Which explains....

"To die; to sleep;
To sleep? perchance to dream! Ay, there's the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come,"

nothing like learning a new twist to an old saying...

I love the internet... I learn something new everyday.
:rolleyes:
 
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