So why aren't you....

[meop79]

That's the game... we're all on Lit, but...


why aren't you (insert question here, in this case...) out getting laid?

 

[kimbalee]

That's the game... we're all on Lit, but...


why aren't you (insert question here, in this case...) out getting laid?

When you're old and married you aren't expected to be out getting laid, are you?

why aren't you doing something other than posting on threads tonight?

 

[meop79]

It's a lazy day and I decided to play.

Why Aren't You riding horses on the beach naked?

 

[kimbalee]

It's a lazy day and I decided to play.

Why Aren't You riding horses on the beach naked?

because I don't have a horse and I'm not at the beach. lol

Why aren't you checking out the Am Pics forum... I thought all the guys came here for that?

 

[meop79]

Because I didn't know you had a thread over there...

Why aren't you writing the Great American Novel?

 

[kimbalee]

Because I didn't know you had a thread over there...

Why aren't you writing the Great American Novel?

I don't.

because it seems I can't shut the hell up here.

Why aren't you juggling flaming swords as a hobby?

 

[meop79]

Because I'm fresh out of flaming swords... I keep going to the shops and they only have regular boring old metal ones...

Why aren't you swimming with the fishes?

 

[kimbalee]

are you offering me cement shoes a la Al Capone with the swim? No thanks, I'll pass on the swim.

Why aren't you a fan of shellfish?

 

[meop79]

I don't eat them because they are bottom feeders and eat crap, dead things, etc. plus this causes them to be higher in contaminants, etc.

Why aren't you naked?

 

[kimbalee]

I don't eat them because they are bottom feeders and eat crap, dead things, etc. plus this causes them to be higher in contaminants, etc.

Why aren't you naked?

who says I'm not? (okay, but I'm not because I am cold and sitting by the AC vent.)

why aren't you naked?

 

[meop79]

Because I prefer my daisy dukes when sitting in front of the computer... chairs get sweaty you know...

Why aren't you able to read my mind?

 

[kimbalee]

yikes! thanks for that mental pic...

because I paid extra and got ESPN, not ESP.

why aren't you surfing for cosplay items right now?

 

[meop79]

because I already own every cosplay item ever created.... or not.

Why aren't you staring on Broadway?

 

[kimbalee]

because I already own every cosplay item ever created.... or not.

Why aren't you staring on Broadway?

because no one would pay to hear me sing.

Why aren't you knitting a scarf at the moment?

 

[FUBARd1]

because no one would pay to hear me sing.

Why aren't you knitting a scarf at the moment?

Because I don't have the patience to learn to knit.

Why aren't you telling us for sure if you're naked?

 

[meop79]

Because I'm not.

Why aren't you wrestling professionally?

 

[kimbalee]

because I'm a wussie girl.

Why haven't you gotten a hippo if you want one?

 

[meop79]

I visited one at the zoo recently... does that count?

Why aren't you rich and famous?

 

[FUBARd1]

because I'm a wussie girl.

Why haven't you gotten a hippo if you want one?

If I wanted a hippo I'd get one. OK, maybe not. I don't have room.

So why aren't you reading a book?

 

[kimbalee]

because I don't want all the requests for loans that would accompany it.

why aren't you at a strip club with a handful of dollar bills?

 

[kimbalee]

If I wanted a hippo I'd get one. OK, maybe not. I don't have room.

So why aren't you reading a book?

my kindle is charging.

(same question)

 

[meop79]

Because most strippers have cold dead fish eyes and because I'm reading stuff on here, duh...

Why aren't you dancing the macarena?

 

[FUBARd1]

my kindle is charging.

(same question)

Because the book I'm currently reading doesn't respond to my questions, it only makes me think of MORE questions.

SWAY having a chocolate malt while we play this game? (Wait. I might be confusing threads...)

 

[meop79]

Because Sonic doesn't deliver.

SWAY being chased by wild monkeys?

 

[kimbalee]

they know better than to chase me.

SWAY running with a pack of wild hyenas?