So who won the race?
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renard_ruse
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Or a free ride when you've already paid...
dyermaker81
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Domestic? You are jumping to conclusions just like I have been accused of in another thread. Maybe I should wish your death like others did mine.
Domestic Terrorists???
Obama " They died while they fought off al-Qaeda terrorists whom President Obama assured us were "on the run" thanks to his leadership. They died waiting for help that never came."
Ooooh, that didn't take long to start blaming Obama.
blackleggings
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Some poor asshole trained every day for the past year to win the race, only to get cock blocked by domestic terrorists.
It's like raiIain on your wedding day...
I thought I read that the bombs went off exactly 4 hours into the race. Or around that time. Each report is different, though.
I don't know what kind of forum you think this is, but talk like that will get you banned.
I thought I read that the bombs went off exactly 4 hours into the race. Or around that time. Each report is different, though.
Timed for the end of the race no doubt.
dyermaker81
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Does it? Too bad. I wanted to continue my conversations.
akatrex
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Obama " They died while they fought off al-Qaeda terrorists whom President Obama assured us were "on the run" thanks to his leadership. They died waiting for help that never came."
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Some poor asshole trained every day for the past year to win the race, only to get cock blocked by domestic terrorists.
It's like raiIain on your wedding day...
There was already a winner significantly before the bombing. It was some chap for whom it was only his second competitive marathon (and second win).
Also, you are a terrible person, and are not funny.
You proved my point.
The winner was cock blocked by domestic terrorists and you smell like cottage cheese.
Sean Renaud
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He's not funny. He's fucking hilarious. At least he didn't say what he's actually thinking.
Who won the race? I dunno. I know at least a hundred people never finished the race. Wakka wakka wakka!
Who won the race? I dunno. I know at least a hundred people never finished the race. Wakka wakka wakka!
jomar
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What the fuck is wrong with you two?
Sean Renaud
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We have a sick sense of humor. I'm just getting started too.
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A good sense of humor can get you through anything.
Sean Renaud
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What's the difference between a Pizza and a Jew? A Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven!
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dyermaker81
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So a hard of hearing old man comes into Walmart and asks an associate where the book section is. Says he wants to buy a copy of Killing Kennedy.
The associate says, it's in the back left of the store.
Old man: huh? Speak up
Associate: back left
Old man: what? I can't hear you!
Associate: BACK AND TO THE LEFT! Didn't you see the fucking movie?
The associate says, it's in the back left of the store.
Old man: huh? Speak up
Associate: back left
Old man: what? I can't hear you!
Associate: BACK AND TO THE LEFT! Didn't you see the fucking movie?
What did I say that was so offensive?
jomar
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HR will be in touch.
jomar
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Got it. You're a peach!
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It was that cottage cheese remark, wasn't it?
