So who should be the AH Mod?

Who should be the AH Mod?

  • SRPilot71-He's a 1000 times more humble than thou art!

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Lovecraft68- not judgemental at all!

    Votes: 1 6.7%
  • SafeBet-Man's best friend!

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • James B Johnson- He'll let you use his AARP discount

    Votes: 1 6.7%
  • All of the above-Between them they cover every bias

    Votes: 1 6.7%
  • None of the above- Laurel do something!

    Votes: 12 80.0%

  • Total voters
    15
  • Poll closed .

lovecraft68

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Okay, its is becoming apparent the way the threads here seem to be about everything but writing and always degenerate into high school level name calling that the AH needs a mod.

Now who should be this mod? Well someone that is of course fair and unbiased. Someone who is never quick to judge nor ever results to childish name calling or insults.

Someone who is calm enough to always think before they post and has no opinions that are so strong that they will affect their judgement.

I have taken it upon myself to come up with some candidates who would be more than worthy of the position. However be warned each of these mods come with an agenda that could affect the AH so I am listing them as well.

A) SRPIlot71-Warning he will ban everyone but himself because according to him he is the only one here qualified to post.

B) Me, Lovecraft68. -Warning: will ban the bestiality riddled non human section as well as any talk of Twilight and 50 Shades of Gray.

C) Safebet-Warning: She will ban everyone straight white and male.

D) James B. Johnson. Warning: He will ban everyone who is not straight white and male.

E) all of the above: They can argue all day and nothing will get done, but they'll leave everyone else alone.

F) none of the above: In fact this list should be turned in to Laurel as a list of candidates to banned from the AH.
 
Wow, now that I've decided to leave...

A mod, and doing away with anonymous voting, and you might have something worth being a part of.
 
You do know if it's E that there will no longer be an AH...every post/thread will be deleted by one of them, leaving only the innocuous LAST thread. :eek:
 
But WAIT... There's more!

What about:

"I'm sweet, naive and I write porn" Cruel2BKind?

"I love my douche bag so much I married it" Kitcat88??

Or

"It's great to [wanna]be the queen" Stella Omega???
 
But WAIT... There's more!

What about:

"I'm sweet, naive and I write porn" Cruel2BKind?

??? :confused:


I wish that thread that I started would just die. It got pretty close, but then LJ started posting again.

I never said that I was sweet! Porn should be implied. I'm not sure how I could judge my own naivety, so that one might be right.
 
We don' need no steenken' moderator. ;)

WTF is this, Commie China? :mad:
 
We don' need no steenken' moderator. ;)

WTF is this, Commie China? :mad:



Oh, wait... I read that wrong!

I initially thought you were upset because someone had ejaculated on your dinner plate!
 
I would volunteer to be Mod. I'm here almost every day. :)

And, although I contribute to some political threads, I always remain calm and logical and objective and reasonable. Besides that, I never call the assholes and bitches any bad names. :rolleyes:
 
I would volunteer to be Mod. I'm here almost every day. :)

And, although I contribute to some political threads, I always remain calm and logical and objective and reasonable. Besides that, I never call the assholes and bitches any bad names. :rolleyes:

I could live with Box as a Mod. He's easygoing, after all. Ogg would be another good choice.
 
??? :confused:


I wish that thread that I started would just die. It got pretty close, but then LJ started posting again.

I never said that I was sweet! Porn should be implied. I'm not sure how I could judge my own naivety, so that one might be right.

SB didn't help matters by attacking any posts written by guys, no matter how reasonable or unreasonable they were.
 
But WAIT... There's more!

What about:

"I'm sweet, naive and I write porn" Cruel2BKind?

"I love my douche bag so much I married it" Kitcat88??

Or

"It's great to [wanna]be the queen" Stella Omega???

I was going to mention Cruel with the warning that she would boot anyone who referred to her as a naive kid at some point, but that would be too many of us. Besides she means well.

And as for Stella I have you to eliminate straight white males, I don't need her.

As for Kat, she doesn't write here. Of course that doesn't stop many here from posting.

But if she did get elected I would be the VP and still get to be mod so we can add her if you'd like.
 
LOVEBOAT

I luv all the cocksuckers and carpet munchers, what I dont love is when they bring their show out on the street, and frighten horses and small children. Its what Mardi Gras and the Mummers are for.

But your MOD SQUAD aint gonna work. It aint gonna work cuz the MODs start thinking theyre Caesar or Michelle Obama.

Besides, lotsa off-topic brawls spawn good plot bunnies. People come here for entertainment NOT for schooling.
 
I would volunteer to be Mod. I'm here almost every day. :)

And, although I contribute to some political threads, I always remain calm and logical and objective and reasonable. Besides that, I never call the assholes and bitches any bad names. :rolleyes:

Youd be the worst cuz youre the resident ass kisser.
 
Qualification?

What's the qualification required to be a Mod fro AH?

The only things I could think are:
Should not be around.
Should have no problem killing a thread--especially after a booze party
Should not be around
Should be able to post in any thread, without knowing wtf is being discussed
Should not be around



:devil: volunteer;), and i promise that I will adhere points 1,3 and 5.:eek:

Of course, I will let LC, SR and anyone else to delete all the threads as well.
 
I would volunteer to be Mod. I'm here almost every day. :)

And, although I contribute to some political threads, I always remain calm and logical and objective and reasonable. Besides that, I never call the assholes and bitches any bad names. :rolleyes:

I could live with Box as a Mod. He's easygoing, after all. Ogg would be another good choice.



Gee... Maybe BOTH you and Box could be co-mods! It would sort of be like our own libertariantard version of the movie "Dumb and Dumber" (just with a senile, geriatric twist).

If nothing else, making you two mods would prolly SERIOUSLY increase the advertising on this site by the makers of Depends and Alzheimer's drugs, so it would be good for Laurel's bottom line!
 
I was going to mention Cruel with the warning that she would boot anyone who referred to her as a naive kid at some point, but that would be too many of us. Besides she means well.

And as for Stella I have you to eliminate straight white males, I don't need her.

As for Kat, she doesn't write here. Of course that doesn't stop many here from posting.

But if she did get elected I would be the VP and still get to be mod so we can add her if you'd like.

She has a lot of blind rage toward men, doesn't she? Nothing a good shrink couldn't fix. I don't care how many men were jerks in her past, that's no reason to stomp on every male poster unconditionally.
 
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Originally Posted by Boxlicker101
I would volunteer to be Mod. I'm here almost every day.

And, although I contribute to some political threads, I always remain calm and logical and objective and reasonable. Besides that, I never call the assholes and bitches any bad names.


Youd be the worst cuz youre the resident ass kisser.

Only the female asses, and then I write stories about it. :D
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Boxlicker101
I would volunteer to be Mod. I'm here almost every day.

And, although I contribute to some political threads, I always remain calm and logical and objective and reasonable. Besides that, I never call the assholes and bitches any bad names.




Only the female asses, and then I write stories about it. :D

Good one, Box.
 
She has a lot of blind rage toward men, doesn't she? Nothing a good shrink couldn't fix. I don't care how many men were jerks in her past, that's no reason to stomp on every male poster unconditionally.

She's a male posing as a lesbian. Prolly PILOT or LOVEBOAT.

PUT ME DOWN NORMAN!
 
I've never known moderation to be a quality of this forum; is there any reason to break with tradition, you assholes?
 
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