So what's going on in here?

[John Doe]

*hears smacking sounds and screams* Oh, I see. Interesting.

So I just thought I'd say h...*hears more screams*

HEY! Pipe down, we're trying to have a nice conversation here! Assholes.

 

[Kajira Callista]

assholes? you must be a masochist.

 

[rimmy]

Did I hear someone say asshole??

 

[John Doe]

assholes? you must be a masochist.

Not all of you, just the ones interrupting me with thier screams. I mean think about it, that's just rude y'know?

 

[dolf]

Not all of you, just the ones interrupting me with thier screams. I mean think about it, that's just rude y'know?

wow, stupi associating with us perverts

 

[Etoile]

Hey, it's my favorite snufflebean!
Actually, it's the only snufflebean.

 

[Xelebes]

Etoile, just don't snuff the bean.

 

[John Doe]

wow, stupi associating with us perverts

Hmm, I've explained this twice before, on the GB GLBT boards. Maybe I should put it in my sigline...

Anyway, perverts are such people like pedophiles, those into bestiality or flashing, and other coercive paraphilias. We at Lit (for the most part, who knows what lurks in the hearts of lurkers?) are merely pervs.

 

[John Doe]

Hey, it's my favorite snufflebean!
Actually, it's the only snufflebean.

Um...kay. So have you had your ass ravaged lately?

 

[Vixandra]

So almost perverts, just missing a few letters?

Salutations, btw.

 

[John Doe]

So almost perverts, just missing a few letters?

Salutations, btw.

Something like that. Pervs is good people. Perverts, no so much.

And thanks.

 

[Vixandra]

Something like that. Pervs is good people. Perverts, no so much.

And thanks.

K, shall keep that in mind.

 

[John Doe]

K, shall keep that in mind.

You didn't know that before? You must be rather naive...

And that's totally hot. Mind if I take advantage of you?

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Wow

O thought I was the only oneto hear random screaming and smacking whenever I logged into the BDSM forums..tis nice to know I am NOT alone...

 

[Vixandra]

Nah, not naive, just hadn't heard that distinction before.

*stalks Luna*

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Nah, not naive, just hadn't heard that distinction before.

*stalks Luna*

*MROWR*

g'day toya Miss kitty

 

[Vixandra]

*MROWR*

g'day toya Miss kitty

And to thee as well, lovely one

 

[John Doe]

Nah, not naive, just hadn't heard that distinction before.

*stalks Luna*

Oh, okay. So can I still take advantage of you?