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Rumple Foreskin

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I'm passing this on purely for research purposes.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:

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Hungarians Get Horny While Singapore Sleeps

Tue Sep 23,10:09 AM


By Kate Kelland

LONDON (Reuters) - Forget Latin lovers -- horny Hungarians are now the most active between the sheets, leading a charge of eastern Europeans in the global sex charts.

Condom maker Durex's annual global sex survey published on Tuesday showed that Hungarian lovers enjoy sex 152 times a year. The French -- fiercely proud of their sexual prowess -- only manage 144 performances a year.

The Italians and Spanish lag even further with scores of 119 and 123 times a year, while Americans make love an average of 118 times a year, Germans 120 and Australians 125.

"Bedtime in Budapest is the most passionate of all," Durex said in its survey.

Eastern Europe performed well, with Bulgaria, Russia, Serbia and Montenegro all showing above average annual ratings.

But if you want sex in Sweden or Singapore, you may be disappointed. Swedes chalk up a below-average score of 102 times a year, while Singaporeans only manage 96.

The survey of more than 150,000 people found lovers across the globe are having sex an average of 127 times a year and 73 percent of people say they are happy with their sex lives.

The most sexually satisfied couples are in Thailand with 92 percent, Vietnam with 90 percent, China and Spain with 83 percent, and Iceland with 80 percent.

Russians were the least happy with their lot. Only 59 percent said they were satisfied, despite having sex an average of 150 times a year.

One-night stands proved relatively popular across the world with 45 percent of people admitting to having had one.

But Nordic nights were the most adventurous -- 71 percent of Icelanders, 70 percent of Norwegians and 68 percent of Finns have had sex with someone they had just met, compared with only 37 percent of Germans and 24 percent of Indians.

Keeping up with the times, Americans are at the forefront of the techno trend for virtual reality sex with 54 percent saying they have had sex via phone, e-mail or text message.

The French scoffed at such modern nonsense -- only 20 percent of them saying they could see the point of it.

Lovers in Hong Kong are the most likely to be honest in bed -- only 15 percent say their passion is a pretence. But many Australians have no such scruples -- 47 percent say they have faked orgasms.
 
Hey, who wrote that article? Where are the Brits? I want stats, county by county.

Perdita
 
perdita said:
Hey, who wrote that article? Where are the Brits? I want stats, county by county.

Perdita
Well, a Brit company sponsored the survey and the article was written by a Brit news service. So do you think we might have a cover-up, so to speak?

Conspiratorially,

Rumple
 
Rumple Foreskin said:
Well, a Brit company sponsored the survey and the article was written by a Brit news service. So do you think we might have a cover-up, so to speak?

Conspiratorially,

Rumple


Perhaps it was the Brit modesty, that we are so famous for, taking over. They didn't want to publish the results for our country, for fear of putting the rest of the world to shame.

Lou :p
 
giggle

hiya rumple, hiya perdy darling, well i'd like to help with your survey and guess the british average, but umm!! i aint average, giggle, what's 365 x 2 or 3 giggle again.:D :devil:
 
Tatelou said:
Perhaps it was the Brit modesty, that we are so famous for, taking over. They didn't want to publish the results for our country, for fear of putting the rest of the world to shame.

Lou :p
R-I-G-H-T. :rolleyes:

RF
 
Lou is giving us or taking the piss (whatever that odd expression is), and Lorri is no help at all and I envy the t**t off her.

Harumph! Perdita
 
Well in the interests of science I'd be quite willing to up the ante as it were with the help of Purr, Loulou or Lorri. (preferably all 3, all at once.) If I'm going to get hung drawn and quartered by the better half, might as well make it worth my while.

Gauche:rose: :kiss: :heart:
 
I think the sampling criteria are all wrong for that survey anyway. I believe age sub-categories within National demarcations would somehow validate the whole thing.

I'd never be one to say that anyone should get fucked, but when you think on it, shouldn't we all?
 
gauchecritic said:
Well in the interests of science I'd be quite willing to up the ante as it were with the help of Purr, Loulou or Lorri. (preferably all 3, all at once.) If I'm going to get hung drawn and quartered by the better half, might as well make it worth my while.

Gauche:rose: :kiss: :heart:

Good on ya! That's the attitude that put the 'Great' in Great Britain. :D

P. Me, take the piss? Never! ;)

Loulou :p
 
re. Gauche and all for science, what what:

I say Lorri goes last or Lou and I are bound to get zip.

Lou: do you want to draw straws?

Purr
 
Champers, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, but re. fucking, do you want to get in line for Gauche?

cordially, Perdita :kiss:
 
Reading that article, I got all inspired to calculate how many times an average American my age would have made love and see how I compared. So I took my age, subtracted 18 (on account of how this is Literotica and sex DOES NOT occur at Lit before a person turns 18) then I mutiplied that by 118 and came up with number just short of 4500.

That means, if I ciphered everything correctly, I'm only about 4000 short of the current US of A average. :(

Rumple Foreskin
 
perdita said:
re. Gauche and all for science, what what:

I say Lorri goes last or Lou and I are bound to get zip.

Lou: do you want to draw straws?

Purr

Yep, I'll happily give one a pull.
 
yep

perdita said:
re. Gauche and all for science, what what:

I say Lorri goes last or Lou and I are bound to get zip.

Lou: do you want to draw straws?

Purr

yep honey count me in, i'm short of a quickie to make up the numbers today:D and i don't mind revitalising the poor sod last:devil:
 
Aw, Rumply. I nearly feel for you. I knew there was a scientific reason I rarely did American men. Go to bed now.

not too sympathetically, Perdita
 
Lorr and Lou:

I have to give my take to one of you as my webcam just broke down. @)&$&!#_)*$(@R*@)(%$#,

not purring, Perdita :mad:
 
hay

hay rumple honey, i can be ever so gentle about it as well sometimes if you're feeling fragile;)
 
Re: hay

LorriLove said:
hay rumple honey, i can be ever so gentle about it as well sometimes if you're feeling fragile;)
Well, it was nice knowing you, RF.

Perdita :(
 
oh dear

perdita said:
Lorr and Lou:

I have to give my take to one of you as my webcam just broke down. @)&$&!#_)*$(@R*@)(%$#,

not purring, Perdita :mad:

oh dear honey trust technology to fuck up a good fun time:(
 
I may as well say it was nice knowing you too, Gauche. When Lorri gets to you, just lay back and think of Yorkshire, or whatever.

Purr :eek:
 
perdita said:
Lorr and Lou:

I have to give my take to one of you as my webcam just broke down. @)&$&!#_)*$(@R*@)(%$#,

not purring, Perdita :mad:

Oh my, looks like I'll have to pass as well. My hubby's just got the bubble bath and candles out. I'm off to up the non-existent figure for GB. It's all down to you now Lorri, do yer best for King and Country. :D

(Before anybody says anything, no, Charlie hasn't taken up the throne, it's an old expression.)

Lou :kiss:
 
humph

ok girls i can handle this problem, ok lads who's first:devil:

hay lou careful with those candles they can self ignite if you get too carried away:D
 
Re: humph

LorriLove said:
ok girls i can handle this problem, ok lads who's first:devil:

hay lou careful with those candles they can self ignite if you get too carried away:D

:eek:

Thanks for the warning. ;)
 
Re: hay

LorriLove said:
hay rumple honey, i can be ever so gentle about it as well sometimes if you're feeling fragile;)
LorriLove, you're so good to the old Rumple unit. However, my condition isn't fragility but "Disuse Atrophy".

Perdita, it's been nice to know you, even though it was never in the Biblical sense. :)

Rumple Foreskin
 
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